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If this video doesn’t have the Jim Ross calling the Undertaker throwing Mick Foley off of the Hell in a Cell dubbed over it by the end of the day, then the Internet has failed.

If it’s anybody but Becky, we riot. 

He showed up in blue trunks and pads for a Pay-Per-view when his stable mates were all in black, so people started calling him Bluetista and it became a meme. This was after he was being called Bootista.

The headlining match is going to have to be Becky Lynch vs. Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair, or else the crowd is going to revolt.

Lou Kemia jobs to Roman Reigns.

I say this in all seriousness, but the best movie musical of the last 20 years is “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut”. The songs are great, and fit with the movie.

Overland Park. Now it makes sense. It’s one of the wealthiest and whitest parts of Johnson County (suburban KC). They don’t like anybody beside white, wealthy folks from Johnson County. As a white person who had the audacity to be born poor in Wyandotte County (urban Kansas City, Kansas) they wouldn’t like me much eith

He’s got old man game the likes of which we haven’t seen around Kansas since the days of Perry Ellis. Speaking of, where the hell is Perry Ellis?

+1 circle gets the square

FUCK YES PIZZA SHUTTLE!!! Although the Manhattan (KSU) Shuttle isn’t as good as the Lawrence (KU) Shuttle, and I’m not sure how ours doesn’t have a ridiculous commercial. I don’t know if they are affiliated with each other any longer. Ah, to contemplate the mysteries of late night drunk and drug addled pizza delivery.

We elected a Native American Lesbian ex-MMA Lawyer to congress and told Kobach to fuck off. Proud of my state right now. 

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Hot take: Valient Thorr fucking rules, and Thorr Himself’s vocals are pleasing to the ear.

Are you the actual Dancin Outlaw? +1 either way.

A firkin tapping is a great opportunity for either a cool limited edition beer, or some jaggoff spraying really expensive beer all over the place because they can’t properly tap a firkin. 

Alternate Headline: Wrist Slapped (softly)

I was coming here to post this, but I knew someone would probably beat me to it. This, and “Cause and Effect”, which doesn’t have as many of the feels, but is a great pure sci-fi story.