Month old friend of DeSoto reference!!!!

I would suggest that that severity of the charges might stem from the fact that this happened in Missouri, because we all know how the police do in Missouri.

I know the problem, Monsoon.

Kareem, Akeem, and Clark. I’ll give you one guess as to which one owns the team.

That’s not so great, Gatsby.

Or a place for Kevin and his real dolls. [ice cream truck music plays]

“What the Hell Did I Just Read?: A Novel of Cosmic Horror” 2nd sequel. Coming this fall.

Everyone’s risk of death is 100%. Besides Keith Richards. I wonder how much coffee he injects or snorts each day.

Bravos? Braavos?

Can I say “Fuck Nazis” on Kinja? If so, fuck Nazis. If not, fuck Nazis.

We totally steal everything. We are doing the “utmost”, or the “upmost”. (I’ve heard it both ways).

My old man said he and his brother had to go out and pick their own switches. You might be tempted to pick a thin one, but thicker ones hurt less. They got in trouble so much they almost killed the damn switch tree; it was like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree by the end of one summer.

“you can’t be an atheist or feminist unless you were hurt by something in the past and can’t move on like most people”

In all seriousness, Dixon is lucky he isn’t dead. He also could have easily landed on Castroneves as well. It’s one of the most brutal crashes I’ve ever seen at Indy.

"DangerMouse’s 2005, Adult Swim-funded collaboration with Doom is no one’s favorite," Um, that record fucking rules. The beats are amazing, and Doom's rhymes are top notch. Plus you get Cee-Lo, Ghostface, and Talib Kweli guesting. It's an under-rated classic. Go listen to "Sofa King" and tell me I'm wrong.

The day I tried to live, unsuccessfully.

Paul Ryan: not a straight-shooter respected on both sides.

OY!

BRAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!

[Obligatory “X-Pac Heat” joke]