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Apparently what is funny, according to that episode, is yellowface bucktooth racism. Always hillarious!

This is Bill Hicks level of insight and burn lurking behind a veneer of polite midwestern folksiness, which makes it that much more scathing.

The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Guy Incognito
Perkus Tooth (From Lethem's "Chronic City")
Sheev Palpatine. Just kidding.

In order to preserve the integrity of his border security plan, Trump operatives are now investigating to see if Dyson is of Mexican descent.

How dare you ask me for the American Express card, devil woman! Second wives are only worth of the Diner’s Club Card at most.

Otunga makes me actually miss Byron Saxton, which should be impossible.

When I bother to watch Raw, I ususally watch the 90 minute Hulu version the next day. Or, just listen to the recap on the Cheap Heat Podcast, which has been a lot more entertaining than the actual show lately.

I’ve been enjoying Jericho’s latest run ever since he transitioned from Cool Dad Jericho to full on heel “stupid idiot” Jericho.

How do we know that’s your honest opinion, and not just the mad ramblings of one of Yssane Isard’s Lusankya zombies?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but it can melt my heart.

How’s he going 2 afford making payments on his little red corvette?

I much prefer the KK&BBQS to King Khan and the Shrines, and to Mark Sultan's solo work. The sum of the parts is greater.

This would be right before Episode IV.

And that Navy SEAL's name was Albert Einstein.

Since I’ve got a 3 year old, I’ve seen Froze a billion times. Enough to notice Rapunzel and Eugene visiting Arendelle.

There are a few redeeming things about The Phantom Menace, including the pod from 2001 in Watto’s Junkyard.

<—— lost soul who shoots himself with rock and roll

I’m pretty sure that guy’s dead now.

Rebel Force Radio does a podcast called “Star Wars Oxygen” about John Williams’ Star Wars score that breaks down the movies and the themes and leitmotifs that occur in each. It’s like this video, but more in depth since they spend several episodes per movie. Seems like Shore and Williams have pretty similar approaches.

Bah gawd! She’s killed him!!!! Stop the damn race!!!!!!