Apparently what is funny, according to that episode, is yellowface bucktooth racism. Always hillarious!

This is Bill Hicks level of insight and burn lurking behind a veneer of polite midwestern folksiness, which makes it that much more scathing.

The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight
Guy Incognito
Perkus Tooth (From Lethem's "Chronic City")
Sheev Palpatine. Just kidding.

In order to preserve the integrity of his border security plan, Trump operatives are now investigating to see if Dyson is of Mexican descent.

How dare you ask me for the American Express card, devil woman! Second wives are only worth of the Diner’s Club Card at most.

Otunga makes me actually miss Byron Saxton, which should be impossible.

When I bother to watch Raw, I ususally watch the 90 minute Hulu version the next day. Or, just listen to the recap on the Cheap Heat Podcast, which has been a lot more entertaining than the actual show lately.

I’ve been enjoying Jericho’s latest run ever since he transitioned from Cool Dad Jericho to full on heel “stupid idiot” Jericho.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but it can melt my heart.

How’s he going 2 afford making payments on his little red corvette?

I much prefer the KK&BBQS to King Khan and the Shrines, and to Mark Sultan's solo work. The sum of the parts is greater.

And that Navy SEAL's name was Albert Einstein.

<—— lost soul who shoots himself with rock and roll

I’m pretty sure that guy’s dead now.

Bah gawd! She’s killed him!!!! Stop the damn race!!!!!!

Look how he sold that ponytail to the face. The man is a professional.

+1 concussion

So the "Maggle" is repug adjace?

Long live Cheap Heat, Maggle!!!!

The NXT crowd is obnoxious because they're all so willing going into business for themselves at the drop of a hat. I'm getting soured on experience because of that. And Eva Marie isn't nearly as bad as she used to be, and she's still getting hammered by the crowd.