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I totally just caught that. Season 2 of Daredevil needs a beardy Foggy.

If it takes getting rid of Thrawn, Corran Horn, and Mara Jade to get rid of The Crystal Star, I think it’s probably an even trade.

Turntable was the best. An incredible time suck, but the best.

Finally someone gives a Divas "Pipe Bomb" promo. Page Bomb? The monotony of watching variations of the 3 teams go up against each other had to end, so I hope this is the end of the "Diva's Revolution" and the beginning of the Divas Division being more than just an afterthought. I don't mind Nattie getting beat,

When I'm playing the 100 Mario challenge, and the first thing I see is a giant pyramid of enemies coming straight at me, it's an automatic skip. Anytime a level has the words "death" or "pain" or "punishment' I know I'm skipping it. Don't show me how sadistic you can be with Mario Maker, show me how creative. Give

Everyone knew Charlotte wasn't going to win. So, if you're going to have a schmozzy finish, at least have a schmozzy finish we didn't see last month. Or the month before. Lazy booking.

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That's the worst name I've ever heard.

Nice column. I agree with damn near everything you wrote.

THIS. The Miz would be a great manager. Anything to get him talking, instead of running away from the Big Show.

I'm a huge mark for Owens, so I know that the heels and faces aren't the end all be all, but at least give us a framework to work within. Until the ladies have a Cena (Bayley???) or an Owens (Sasha?) they need to give some good guys and bad guys. Tell us a story, and stop using twin magic every time the title is

Mr. McMahon was a great heel owner. Stephanie is a great heel and generates heat with promos with the best of them, and Trips has been working heel forever. They just need to stop putting themselves over (Stephanie re: Divas revolution) or have Sting talk about how great you are (HHH). I'm sure Triple H doesn't have

The Bellas are the pretty girls who use their looks to get their way, and when they don't, they bend the rules, or flat-out cheat. That mode of operation should generate a ton of heat. They are the obvious heels, and they don't even need the Authority to back them up. It's as if they've forgotten how to utilize the

God yes. I want to like Ryback, but he's a charisma black hole. Owens is amazing. Everything he does is great. I started laughing last week when all was doing was eating that apple. Since when is eating an apple a heel move? But when Owens does it, it works.

Variations on this point have been made before, but it apparently still needs to be said. Book the women's division better. The Bellas are obviously heels, but they are booked so weirdly. It's as if the WWE thinks that they can't have heat because they are attractive or they have lady parts or something. The

This gif is mesmerizing. I think I drifted off into a dream state for a second.

I spent all weekend doing this. I'm actually glad that I only got access to some of the tools right away because I would have been overwhelmed with all the things. I think working within the limitations of the first couple of days forced me to be a little more creative.

JJ: You get to hold an ignited lightsaber.

The moment BB-8 rolled onto the stage at Celebration, for some reason all of my anxieties about The Force Awakens sucking disappeared completely. It’s a cool, well thought of design that’s modern, retro, and timeless all at the same time. It’s the same aesthetic that the original trilogy mostly had, and was sorely

I know what you mean. As long as I don’t read it, I still have another Terry Pratchett book to read.

CRIVENS!!!!!