Everyone knew Charlotte wasn't going to win. So, if you're going to have a schmozzy finish, at least have a schmozzy finish we didn't see last month. Or the month before. Lazy booking.

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That's the worst name I've ever heard.

Nice column. I agree with damn near everything you wrote.

THIS. The Miz would be a great manager. Anything to get him talking, instead of running away from the Big Show.

I'm a huge mark for Owens, so I know that the heels and faces aren't the end all be all, but at least give us a framework to work within. Until the ladies have a Cena (Bayley???) or an Owens (Sasha?) they need to give some good guys and bad guys. Tell us a story, and stop using twin magic every time the title is…

Mr. McMahon was a great heel owner. Stephanie is a great heel and generates heat with promos with the best of them, and Trips has been working heel forever. They just need to stop putting themselves over (Stephanie re: Divas revolution) or have Sting talk about how great you are (HHH). I'm sure Triple H doesn't have…

The Bellas are the pretty girls who use their looks to get their way, and when they don't, they bend the rules, or flat-out cheat. That mode of operation should generate a ton of heat. They are the obvious heels, and they don't even need the Authority to back them up. It's as if they've forgotten how to utilize the…

God yes. I want to like Ryback, but he's a charisma black hole. Owens is amazing. Everything he does is great. I started laughing last week when all was doing was eating that apple. Since when is eating an apple a heel move? But when Owens does it, it works.

Variations on this point have been made before, but it apparently still needs to be said. Book the women's division better. The Bellas are obviously heels, but they are booked so weirdly. It's as if the WWE thinks that they can't have heat because they are attractive or they have lady parts or something. The…

This gif is mesmerizing. I think I drifted off into a dream state for a second.

I spent all weekend doing this. I'm actually glad that I only got access to some of the tools right away because I would have been overwhelmed with all the things. I think working within the limitations of the first couple of days forced me to be a little more creative.

So, Eaton mouths off accusing Ventura of fast pitching him, so Ventura barks back. Benches clear, but nothing would have come of it until Samardzija decides to knock over Cain, but instead knocks over the 3rd base coach. Samardzija has had control problems all year, so no surprise he misses.

Bret Lawrie is untouchable; he cans slide spikes up and malign another fan base. You know that MLB is under the thumb of BIG EYE-BLACK, and Lawrie is their mascot.

Everyone looking at their brackets right now.

I'm just reasonably asking you why your reasonable question is so reasonable. Why won't you give me a reasonable answer to my reasonable question question?

Reasonable question sea-lion is reasonable.

People who shoot video in portrait instead of landscape should be 1st up against the wall when the revolution comes. Right next to Pete Carroll and the Ball Boy.

I'm going to start off the rest of my classes today with this questions. I'll post the results later, if anyone cares what high school freshmen have to say on the subject (I don't care what their opinions are most of the time, however).

Dog is my co-pilot.

I guess I'm looking at it through the lens of an English Teacher, where if something is implicit it is what the author intended. It adds importance to it even, since the author structured it such a way that you have to work it out yourself. That's one of Rowling's characteristics as an author; she puts in a ton of…