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No worries the delta will be supplied by your tax dollars

Musk must feel like he’s trapped in the Twilight Zone. The man has been announcing his life plan in detail for a decade — I’m going to go to Mars, I’m going to produce an affordable electric car, here’s how I’m going to build up to it, here’s when I expect it to happen — but at every single milestone the world reacts

Despicable waste of taxpayers dollars - most will get over twenty percent subsidy. That has to end.

I hate to say this, but this may have been legally justifiable. A jury might even sympathize with someone saying they felt threatened by a bike circling their vehicle.

“I’ve got a pretty big youtube channel”

That’s really reaching for some wild-ass, creative, BS ways to blow sunshine up Tesla’s rear end! I hope the explanation is some fatigue-induced zombie-like state and mind-tricks from Tesla employees as they handed you the car.

I dunno. I hit 6000 RPM in my Carrera all the time. And it’s glorious. The noises you get as you wind up the motor are amazing. The boxer comes alive and gets angry.

Wasn't really cool to begin with.

Thanks obama! Keep that white flag waving! !!

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being

Yeah, I guess he co-ran PayPal which was successful? Hopefully he can make Tesla profitable one day, even though much of the government funding has decreased.

Musk really is the master of BS for the wannabe-tech-expert crowd. He has an amazing talent in making even 2012 Ford Focus level tech seem like something from the future. And he can make something functionally no different to Hyundai’s lane departure warning and lane change assist seem like alien technology.

I think that tesla must have an insane marketing budget because I feel as if all of these drag races are bullshit. The fastest 1/4 mile time that I can find regarding the tesla p85d is 11.6 at 115 mph. I see the Audi rs7, s8 plus, a handful of Mercedes 4 door Amg cars as quicker and the new m5. Why do they keep saying

First: You should watch the video before you comment, because the Tesla won.

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I was worried for a second, but petrol kept its title.

They want that so bad. I’m getting tired of the ridiculous Tesla love around here. It’s a great car, and a wonderful step forward, but holy hell it’s not the greatest invention in the history of mankind.

Careful. You may be deemed by the Teslarati to be critical of Tesla and “Elon”. Be aware that the sun shines from “Elon’s” lower regions and any suggestion that this is not the case will result in huge hissy fits from the Teslarati.

Shhh, you’ll upset the Tesla fanboys that run this site.

Its not the fastest sedan on the planet. It is very, very fast in a very specific situation of a traction limited standing start. Start things rolling at 20 and a Panamera Turbo/M3/M5/Hellcat will eat it alive. This is all about its 4 wheel traction and has very little to do with Elon Musk being the second coming of