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Sounds and looks like total shit. Toyota needs to get their act together.

She’s hot, would bang.

uh yeah and the ford gt’s were the slowest cars out there (due to sandbagging and getting caught) while the corvettes were at least putting up a fight...

cuz its true. The porsche 911 RSRs were heaven though. and the corvette was like thunder.

Ford GTs are the worst sounding car by far. Amongst all classes this weekend.

Ya all of that is fair.

I’m just saying, that is literally all under the assumption of guilty. I can go right now, get a mortgage, get foreclosed on, and then claim the bank was a predatory lender, I was not fit to get the loan, they just wanted to take my down payment and flip the house, etc.

Our rails can’t repel fire power of that magnitude!

can it repel the uglyness of a crossover’s magnitude?

With Madoff there was literally 0 question is my point, because he was running a fund that actually had no money left/invested. It was actually all just gone, though much of it has been found and returned. It was a complete farce instantly. Hence a failed ponzi scheme, which we have seen many a time.

Fair enough. I’m just saying, I’m sure there’s two sides to every story. This is very different than someone who just magically made billions dissapear with completely fabricated trades like Madoff.

I feel like...this could be a trap...

...will the cars help me perform drive-bys, pickup hookers, locate drugs, and extort local businesses?

I love that people think the high interest rate loan business is easy money. I would just like to point out a few things for those that don’t understand how it works:

with some exceptions, i think this is good marketing

I don’t like it because, why not let someone innovate and make a vehicle that is more efficient AND safer at higher speeds if that is a problem? In general, I think Semi-truck drivers have been demonstrated on Jalopnik to be preety good at driving those beasts, AND at keeping idiots that are texting and driving from

Justin please ungray me because I have an important thing to draw attention to: GUYS, even if you take out the costs of capital expenditures (IE. creating scale via the gigafactory), Tesla loses money on every single Model S made, just because of materials cost, labor, and overhead. Do you actually think they are

This is metal, and Jalop as hell. I can’t believe you guys aren’t all about this. Jalopnik exists to worship elon musk and our robotic future now. Boring. Let me just read io9, gizmodo, jezebel, etc. etc.

Nobel Prize winner; greatest hype generator and government dollar swindler of all time. Successfully granted subsidies to the rich for luxury items off of tax-dollars from the masses. A master stroke.

This times a million. This is not objective reporting.