Both the FBI (pretty powerful, thorough organization) and MLB found no evidence that this was anything but one jealous guy with an ego trying to screw over some other jealous guys with egos. But yeah, let’s make another “right way” joke. Very original. 

You’re just saying that hoping to be noticed by the “Writers” on the staff. Drink bleach.

That sounds good to you?

You’re a piece of shit.

I’m a Cardinals fan (dodges shoes) living in Chicago and honestly I’m happy for my friends who have been loyal Cubs fans. The bandwagoners are kind of annoying, but that’s not unique to the Cubs. I’ve seen the Cards win 2 World Series, the latest in epic fashion. I’m good as far as that goes. Now if the Blues could…

A fat guy came back from injury to DH several months later. Any other team and this barely gets attention, but it’s the Cubs and apparently he’s the second coming of Christ.

1908.

Um, no it is not. 2006 postseason. Look it up.

Yeah, bc the media hasn’t given the Cubs any attention all season.

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Not enough of a genius to win the game. Lose Cubs lose, lose Cubs loooooooose!!!

The Cubs haven’t won anything since the existence of the Ottoman Empire. It will be written about until they change that (hilarious) fact.

Oh so all Cardinals fans are automatically Trump supporters? Your logic is more similar to his than you may realize.

The Dodgers cannot beat the Cardinals. See 2013 and 2014. Of course, you left it out as part of your jealous, obsessive crusade against the Cardinals.

The butt St. Louis Cardinals with 19 pennants and 11 World Championships since the Cubs last won it all. I’ll take being “butt.”

The Rangers had a little trouble beating the Cardinals in 2011.

I would be jealous of the cards too. I’m guessing your team lost to them and you’re jealous? You’re a peasant.

They have a winning record against the Cubs this year.

Samer, you wouldn’t have a job here if not for a Cardinals fan. A Cardinals fan whose love for the Cardinals is likely a large factor in deciding to start a sports site called Deadspin. One could say that you likely would not have this “job” if not for the St. Louis Cardinals.

Stop doing this. You’re jealous of the Cardinals. That’s the only thing you’re showing.