America’s beloved Cubs sure love their domestic abusers. Fuck the Chicago Cubs. Fuck Addison Russell. Fuck Joe Maddon. 

All major league umpires deserve to be punched in the penis. Fuck them.

No he doesn’t. Wong is a superior defender. 

Suck a weiner, Poopspin

It’s unconscionable how hot Matt Carpenter has been since May. 

“TAAAWWWMMM BRAAADY, RED SAWWWWWWHHHHWWWKKKSS, BAAAAOAOOOOOWWWWWHHHHHSTTTTOOON” - You entering any objective sports conversation, probably.

Fans since 2015. Cubs fans are so cute! 

Fuck the Cubs and their fans. Loyally supporting their team since 2015.

It’s funny how players become idiots playing for Mike Matheny. That’s probably because Mike Matheny is an idiot. 

Javier Baez is a jackass.

Why would anyone be excited about a Red Sox player doing anything positive for that team?

I fucking hate this guy.

Shut up.

Bruce Bochy could fit his entire head in his mouth.

Wow, you fucking suck.

Counterpoint: Fuck you!

In Deion’s case, it’s actually the “You Never Played The Games” bit.

And none of it will matter when they flame out in the playoffs, again.

The Marlins have fans?

Better team in a better city? Unless the Dodgers shed payroll, it’s realistically the Giants or the Marlins. Better cities? No doubt. Better teams? Nah.