The Cubs and their fans love sexual assault.

Climbin’ walls to support domestic violence! - The Chicago Cub Way

None of the intellectually lazy “journalists” here would have jobs if not for a Cardinals fan. You are all shitsippers and I hope a rhinoceros violently shits in your mouths.

Samer Kalaf, still a terrible journalist.

You aren't wrong. However, your little snark title style was never funny. This website has gone to shit.

So you wrote an intellectually lazy troll piece, people reacted, and you posted an and even more intellectually lazy “article” that required zero effort on your part. Deadspin really has some great journalists these days, and by journalists I mean intellectually lazy man boys jerking each other off over how funny they…

The Cardinals won. Suck 12 dicks.

You’re praising a guy who has never won, and will never win a ring. Losers praise losers.

Samer Kalaf: still a worthless piece of human butt poop. Perish.

And the Cardinals still have 11 rings and 19 pennants. There’s always next year for your team!!! You probably will die without seeing them win a championship, though.

Oh look, another “the right way” joke! How creative! Literally no one else has done that. For the record, the picture captures a spectacular catch that your probably fat ass could never make. Also, the Cardinals won that game. Jokes on you, you intellectually lazy waste of space. Perish.

The Cardinals won their 54th game. Looks like you'll have to save your intellectually lazy garbage for another night! Remember when this site was good?

Samer Kalaf has zero intellectual value

Jupiter is 588 million km from earth. He did not hit it to Jupiter. I wish we could all get paid to literally write nothing of intellectual value.

Shut the fuck up. You are a terrible journalist. You are jealous of the Cardinals because they win more than and/or beat your pathetic favorite team. I hope you get peed on.

I would love to see you try to take a pitch in the nose and try to stay in the game. Cardinals won, by the way. Be gone.

Cardinals win - best fans in baseball

Cardinals win. All of you can suck a dick and die.

Samer Kalaf: shut the fuck up

Calling anything on this site an article is an insult to journalism.