“Your” a bad journalist.

The Cardinals did not commit a felony. Chris Correa did.

Ridiculous because the sentence is too long, or too short? Sentencing guidelines for Computer Crime are pretty much non-existent, but this is millions of dollars in IP and a multi-billion dollar industry. It’s definitely big time white collar crime. That said, the damages were listed as 1.7 million, which seems like…

Also, a quick Google search tells me that the Astros are worth $474 mil.

I mean, it’s a federal case. Privacy is important, and we are talking about millions of dollars in intellectual property in the greater context of a multi-billion dollar industry. I’m a Cardinals fan, but this does make sense. The stakes are high. That said, the Stanford rapist got only 6 months for his crime. The…

Wow, how original. Really thought hard about that one!

Oh look! More bad journalism rooted in jealousy over a team that wins more than yours!

Samer kalaf is a butt and ass man.

Samer Kalaf: still bad at journalism.

Why are you bad at journalism?

Not funny. Wasn’t funny in 2013. Definitely isn’t now. Try again.

Samer Kalaf: Still a terrible journalist.

Shut the fuck up. I’m from St. Louis, and I don’t support what the police have been doing. YEAH. Because NO OTHER American city has had problems like this. JUST St. Louis. Take your idiotic agenda elsewhere.

Don't become a Cardinals fan unless you enjoy double digit world championships and annual playoff appearances. It's awful!

Samer Kalaf: terrible journalist for the 40th time.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I'm not a white supremacist. I take offense to that comment. I bet you wouldn't say that in person, dick chicken.

You're a fucking idiot

Adam wainwright: 2 rings. Jason heyward: 0 rings. Suck cock, deadspin

The Mets have won a World Series after Women's suffrage became a thing. The Cubs cannot say the same.

Brandon Moss hit a homer 477 feet, but you're too jealous/butt hurt over the Cardinals (superior to your respective teams in every way) to comment on that. Suck 12 dicks. Perish.