Also, please tell me that’s handicapped parking at a dang Wal-Mart.

The official car of Da Share Z0ne

Same here. The back end takes its design cues from the chunks for styrofoam your last printer was packed in.

I have to laugh at this “reliable” manuals meme.

This is what the laFerrari watch looks like worn.

Your score is 10/11, or 90.9%, which is not bad.

Too soon.

Fancy wheels are pointless. Steelies for life, bro.

That car looks backwards somehow. Chop off the rear-view and cover the grill and you could convince me this is a 1950s ute pickup.

CBJ dropped 10 goals on the Habs a couple days ago.

But watch yourself, counselor.

That’s an amazing little factoid. I guess it shows how good they were in the 40s and 50s that it took so long to get below .500.

I had a buddy in grad school who had a 10 year old or so Eagle Talon. He described it as “a good car for people who like to work on cars”.

Just don’t turn your back on her.

Yes, this is the perfect day to take out an auto loan. What could go wrong?

If you’ve ever looked a map of the Arctic and thought, “There’s probably nothing up there but polar bears and ice,” you’d be wrong! At one point in time, there were Nazis up there. But not anymore, thankfully.

You keep saying the offense “runs” to score runs. WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY RUN I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

I feel the same way about Harley-Davidson. Their clientele just keeps getting older and older.

Oh man, my first car that wasn’t a hand me down minivan was a ‘93 929. I loved that thing, I felt like I was driving a budget jaguar. It was kind of terrible, the transmission failed, whatever keeping the windows up in the back spontaneously died on the highway, and the sunroof never worked right, but that thing was…

Good thing they made that shifter knob out of carbon fiber. I bet that saves a ton of weight. Very smart.