I still see Eddie Bauer edition Explorers around. Hard to believe that ever impressed people.

The “Touring” and “Touring Elite” models definitely have special badges. Now that I have kids and the obligatory base-model Odyssey, I’m shamed by all the Touring Odysseys on the road.

All the “value” added by car salesmen could be easily replaced by a website or a spreadsheet if you want to go oldschool.

My dad had a 70's Subaru when I was a kid. Man, what a rusty piece of crap.

I will stand for the anthem, but not for “God Bless America”. God Bless America at every game is some Bush-era holier-than-thou, jingoistic nonsense and I’m already tired of standing after the anthem.

This is the kind of controversy you see deep in the dog days of Octy-doggy.

I think part of it is he got married and his wife got him to switch from liquor to wine

Just put all that shit in a plastic walmart grocery bag.

You said the MSRP pricing for a car is the same as MSRP pricing on cheerios or milk. That is such an absurd statement it defies refutation. You obviously work or have worked for a dealer, you know this is not true.

Again, this is a stupid comment. You say:

I don’t. As I said, Fuck That. I buy cars from CarMax, my blood pressure stays low and I walk out a happy customer.

Hey, this might sound harsh and this isn’t personal, and I agree that sales is a difficult skill, but car salesman is simply a job that doesn’t need to exist.

This is a dumb comment, and 24 hours hasn’t improved it.

Fuck that.

I get why so many people are grossed out by the idea of pork rinds, but they’re delicious as hell. The texture is light and crunchy and they taste like smoked bacon. They should be way more popular, especially with bacon mania and every hipster-ass restaurant selling pork belly.

The score to Pee Wee’s Big Adventure by Danny Elfman is fucking undeniable goddammit.

I love it!

Also, I learned on the internet that the gold fringe on that US flag means that football field is really an admiralty court.

I love how they finally smash through the wall and then everyone gingerly walks around the rubble.