There are several studies that suggest that there are thousands, possibly tens of thousands dying on the border lands every year. 

I wouldn’t call it a perfect failure. A perfect failure would be if people had rioted and police had opened fire, killing several people who are mostly children. Not wishing for people or children to die, just for the optics.

Saying ‘brain worms’ implies there is something for a brain worm to eat. Assuming that their name implies there diet, there is nothing there to eat. 

I would see a movie based accurately to the source material because the original versions of the fairy tales are truly fucked up. It would be a bonus if it had musical numbers because I love musicals.

This could actually make me want to see one of the Disney live action movie, since I blew off the ones so far because they seemed like a waste of my time. It also means that they could cast Terry Crews as King Triton.

Because he is probably severely mentally ill and should be in a special mental institute for the criminally insane.

And he will very likely get stabbed in prison. Stabbed a lot.

I am pretty certain those last three things (the stabbing, throat slitting, and dying part) will be done for free by someone in prison.

The generic face is perfect as all Trump cared when he pursed her is that she was pretty and willing to have sex with him while not disagreeing with him in any way.

And clearly pissed off her stylist. Her stylist must HATE her. I mean urinating in her coffee level of hate.

Talk about decreasing taxes, reining in government spending, maybe even reducing regulatory regulations.

It would have to be the first year of college.

This law sounds like it was basically written to keep people from running an illegal repair shop in their garage. The way it reads, it shouldn’t affect people who want to just bash their knuckles a bit doing their own car maintenance.

Just be glad that he didn’t own a gun. The kid would probably be dead right now.

I would need to hit myself in the head repeatedly with a brick to get down to your level of stupid.

His mother sewed it for him! He doesn’t support slavery or hate black people, but he isn’t going to tell his mom no when she asks him to wear it.

the musical pairing thing has to be the dumbest of these.

I would be genuinely annoyed if they offered it. I really don’t want to hear how this music is so nicely paired with my meal. 

I’ve found the Beyond burger depends upon where you get it. It has been amazing at some places and tastes like a cheap faux meat burger at another.

I boil them, score them (lightly cut hash marks into their skins), and then grill until the score marks get crispy edges.