If you boil them, score them, and then grill them, many probably don’t taste all that different.

Ever since, at the tender age of 7, I left my teddy bear behind at a hotel and my parents weren’t willing to travel back 3 hours to retrieve it, I have been super careful about being prepared to leave ahead of time. This includes habits like packing almost everything up the night before, laying out the clothes for the…

This is the best response to the ‘smile more’ encouragement.

Apparently, I scowl a lot which, I just assume, is a nice way of saying I have resting bitch face. 

If you are trying to avoid fatty meats and carbs what the hell are you doing going to a barbecue place? It is not the meal you order for your health. If you want healthy, go some place else.

Much like pizza . . . or bagels.

Yes, there is bad pizza and bad barbecue. I’ve had soggy, awful pizza that had too much toppings that were all cheap garbage. I’ve also had ribs that were tough and stringy, over-salted as well as only being flavoured with cheap chili powder and liquid smoke.

That is really quite excellent service. That is the kind of thing that would make me want to go online and leave a good review and go back.

That would be the smart move. Gets you back in, shows that they care about the mistake, and everyone comes away happy.

You act like drivers are obeying the law when they are all too often failing to signal, speeding, talking on their phone and texting, cutting across traffic, blowing red lights, swinging into the bike lane without warning (and without the right to do so), and so on.

They should make floor lego kits that you can buy. External and internal section kits that allow you to customize your tower as you build; that way, you can make your tower as tall as you want with whatever you want inside.

What about crushing up cheetos and using it as the final coating before frying?

It looks like something a 12 year old would draw on his notebook.

That is the problem with text based communication.

Though, it should be pointed out that nothing is as cute as a fluffy little duckling. I’d more compare her to Balut which is a Philippine street food, a chicken embryo cooked in its shell.

Trying to decide if you are being sarcastic or not.

This is one of those dishes that getting it truly right is a delicate balance and, at the end of the day, I just order it in. 

I’ll be honest, I don’t do much on long weekends. I’d rather book a day off to create my own long weekend at another time.

Most airplanes fuselages are aluminum. Aluminum doesn’t rust.

You can at least hope that the monorail cars from Disney were better both in engineering and maintenance.