Just be glad that he didn’t own a gun. The kid would probably be dead right now.

I would need to hit myself in the head repeatedly with a brick to get down to your level of stupid.

His mother sewed it for him! He doesn’t support slavery or hate black people, but he isn’t going to tell his mom no when she asks him to wear it.

the musical pairing thing has to be the dumbest of these.

I would be genuinely annoyed if they offered it. I really don’t want to hear how this music is so nicely paired with my meal. 

I’ve found the Beyond burger depends upon where you get it. It has been amazing at some places and tastes like a cheap faux meat burger at another.

I boil them, score them (lightly cut hash marks into their skins), and then grill until the score marks get crispy edges.

If you boil them, score them, and then grill them, many probably don’t taste all that different.

Ever since, at the tender age of 7, I left my teddy bear behind at a hotel and my parents weren’t willing to travel back 3 hours to retrieve it, I have been super careful about being prepared to leave ahead of time. This includes habits like packing almost everything up the night before, laying out the clothes for the…

This is the best response to the ‘smile more’ encouragement.

Apparently, I scowl a lot which, I just assume, is a nice way of saying I have resting bitch face. 

If you are trying to avoid fatty meats and carbs what the hell are you doing going to a barbecue place? It is not the meal you order for your health. If you want healthy, go some place else.

Much like pizza . . . or bagels.

Yes, there is bad pizza and bad barbecue. I’ve had soggy, awful pizza that had too much toppings that were all cheap garbage. I’ve also had ribs that were tough and stringy, over-salted as well as only being flavoured with cheap chili powder and liquid smoke.

That is really quite excellent service. That is the kind of thing that would make me want to go online and leave a good review and go back.

That would be the smart move. Gets you back in, shows that they care about the mistake, and everyone comes away happy.

You act like drivers are obeying the law when they are all too often failing to signal, speeding, talking on their phone and texting, cutting across traffic, blowing red lights, swinging into the bike lane without warning (and without the right to do so), and so on.

They should make floor lego kits that you can buy. External and internal section kits that allow you to customize your tower as you build; that way, you can make your tower as tall as you want with whatever you want inside.

What about crushing up cheetos and using it as the final coating before frying?

It looks like something a 12 year old would draw on his notebook.