Just don’t tip on the app and, instead, stick a bit of cash in the delivery driver’s hand. Frankly, this is how I’ve always tipped delivery drivers. They will appreciate it and you’ll know they have a better chance of getting paid right.

The question is did they just pretend trank the actor/bear or did they really trank them?

Sign me up too. This looks like way too much fun.

She got asked a question and she answered. Really, it just means she needs to work twice as hard with her team to destroy all opposition and win everything.

Can I use it to report white guys with a knife on their belt? I see this constantly and I don’t understand how THAT is okay. If it was like a leatherman multi-tool, that would be one thing, but a 3 inch flip blade knife is first and foremost a weapon.

You see some white guy, wearing a MAGA hat; you know he’s up to no good. It is better to take him out before it is too late. He might be stalking some black guy, just coming home with some groceries.

You fit the description of the neighbour who, when my friends all bailed on me, helped me move into my new apartment. He lived on the floor above me and, when he saw me struggling in with my couch, ran up to his place and came back dressed to work with a couple beers. He even helped me unpack a bit. Never made a pass…

Apparently he also got beat down by a black guy in prison. Not calling it justice, but I’m also not going to say that he didn’t have it coming.

Those are the bread and butter of the white power and nazi movement: white men who feel unappreciated because they can’t date a super model, forgetting the fact that they probably can’t get up the courage to ask any woman out.

If he wants some kind of leniency, he should try giving up some of his Nazi friends. I’m certain he’s seen and heard some illegal shit that needs to be curtailed.

Anyone want to get people together to slowly buy up a nice chunk of their stock and then go after them at share holder meetings?

It is good that you see what is wrong with you and now can move to accept the changes you need to make within yourself to be a better person. I wish you well on your journey of self actualization and enlightenment.

What I want to do to his face involved eating too much Taco Bell, knocking him to the ground, and then squatting.

My story is food adjacent.

This is literally not the future I signed up for. I thought I was going to get something like Tomorrowland, not this bullshit.

Would we call that the Meatception?

The IMO part is important. Some of us have something called an attention span.

Peak Bourdain, for me, is way back in A Chef’s Tour. It wasn’t that polished. It felt like they literally had one camera guy. It was simple.

This.

Vodka to get rid of camp fire smells? I am writing that one down.