I thoroughly massage my scalp will a wee bit of soap whenever I shower (at least once a day) and wash & condition my hair once a week, more if I am exercising.

I won’t need a trench, just a divot. I’m fucking 5'11". The least the universe could have done is make my boobs grow as much as my legs. On the other hand, I’ve never really needed a bra and, at 41 years old, they actually look more or less the same as they did in my 20's.

I’m not an atheist and I don’t believe in hell. I think that suffering for all eternity is still too good for those who put people though these conditions. I like the idea that the truly bad are snuffed out for all time.

I am still so annoyed that Crashing only got one season. It was really coming together nicely and then . . . nothing.

Well, yeah. I bet the Republicans wish they could get him to never say a single thing in public so that they can more clearly craft everything he supposedly says.

And then I see that I said “Woop do fucking do” instead of “Woop dee fucking do”. 

Though I agree, fuck off with that ‘ #SnowflakeNation’ bullshit. The people calling other people snowflakes generally are the people who are too overly offended. 

Except people don’t credit her for the song like she wrote it.

Frankly, a surprisingly large number of famous songs aren’t sung by their composers or, at least, the famous versions of songs aren’t sung by their composers.

Hinge is aimed at a pretty young demographic. You might want to look at one more aimed at your age group.

You don’t think that he is mostly running things already? Do you actually think Trump is even putting in half a days work?

Please explain how this was disrespectful to Whitney.

Yeah, these attitudes piss me off.

What an ass. 

When ordering a specific brand of alcohol, think about what kind of bar you are in first. Some places say they are giving you brand X when you will end up getting just the cheap, bar alcohol which you’ve now paid an extra $5 for.

Stop eyeing my bento box!

I just take each clove, hold the tip end with the forefinger and thumb of my left hand and hold the base end with the forefinger and thumb of my right hand, and then twist it back and forth a couple times. The shell breaks and comes off easily. I also have one of those silicone tubes that you pop a couple cloves into…

This is why I don’t like having roommates: because I don’t want to get arrested for ‘sending a message’ about eating my food.

There is a vegetarian burrito place in Vancouver called Budgies Burritos. During the day, their stuff is great, but the staff who get the late shifts seem to not give a shit. One time, I got home to find that all they’d put into my burrito was cabbage, a lot of hot sauce, and beans. Another time, they left out the hot…

When I get pizza by the slice, if I am genuinely hungry, I will get two slices that compliment each other and flip one on top of the other to make a ‘pizza sandwich’.