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Seriously, fuck. This. Shit.

This ‘Indian’ food that I got from a food court. Yeah, I probably should have known better. To say it was flavourless is putting it mildly. It was as if they had just simmered the cheapest canned, diced tomatoes and added 1/10th of the recommended spices and leaving out entirely anything that would add some heat to

I just put them on the cutting board, press down with the side of the knife until I hear the husks pop, and then just pull them off. There are other ways that work. That viral one looks stupid.

Chicken tenders sounds like the perfect food item to snack on when you are on a busy shift. I bet they are so good because the staff have rely on them as a quick, decent food item to keep them going.

I’ve been told I have a sweet tooth too. I think you have a sweet face.

Did you try boiling them in a pot for 10 minutes before hand? I found that tended to improve the texture of faux-hot dogs noticeably. At least, it did for the Yves Brand hot dogs which were otherwise just okay.

My pick are as follows:

I am pretty certain that it wold ruin pudding for me and I love pudding.

Eating a Tide Pod is going to send you to the E.R while eating a gallon of mayo is going to send you to the bathroom to bring shame upon your house.

A 30 ounce jar of mayo then has 5,400 calories, 300mg of cholesterol, and 5,400mg of sodium. That jar above looks like a gallon, which is 4.26 times those numbers - 23,004 calories, 1,278mg of cholesterol, and 23,004mg of sodium.

Having seen homeless people drinking Listerine, I think it would look more depressing than anything. Also, pretty sure the stadium staff would take it away from you.

I make a cold chicken karaage bento box for going on hikes. Rice, fresh pickles, roast vegetables, and these flavourful breaded chicken pieces sliced in half. 

There is a far more important question here: who’s fridge looks like that?!?

-lazy. Can’t be bothered to check the name of each and every mailpiece.

Stuff without a return address, I just put it through the shredder at work. No body, no crime!

Had someone move out of our building last year (it is only 4 suites so we have a shared mail box) and they didn’t forward their mail or update any of their addresses. I kind of had to laugh at RTSing their Christmas cards. 

I feel like RTSing stuff is also environmentally responsible as it stops a bunch of waste from being made.

You can always return to sender her mail. It sounds like a passive aggressive thing to do, but her not changing her mailing address is inconsiderate.

I’ve found that writing Return To Sender and Moved on their mail works 95% of the time. You will probably have to do it several times for each specific sender, but it should sort itself out after a few months.

I am presently shopping for a new laptop. I have probably invested 6 or 7 hours of research and I still don’t feel like I know what I want anymore.