Apparently he also got beat down by a black guy in prison. Not calling it justice, but I’m also not going to say that he didn’t have it coming.

Those are the bread and butter of the white power and nazi movement: white men who feel unappreciated because they can’t date a super model, forgetting the fact that they probably can’t get up the courage to ask any woman out.

If he wants some kind of leniency, he should try giving up some of his Nazi friends. I’m certain he’s seen and heard some illegal shit that needs to be curtailed.

Anyone want to get people together to slowly buy up a nice chunk of their stock and then go after them at share holder meetings?

It is good that you see what is wrong with you and now can move to accept the changes you need to make within yourself to be a better person. I wish you well on your journey of self actualization and enlightenment.

What I want to do to his face involved eating too much Taco Bell, knocking him to the ground, and then squatting.

My story is food adjacent.

This is literally not the future I signed up for. I thought I was going to get something like Tomorrowland, not this bullshit.

Would we call that the Meatception?

The IMO part is important. Some of us have something called an attention span.

Peak Bourdain, for me, is way back in A Chef’s Tour. It wasn’t that polished. It felt like they literally had one camera guy. It was simple.

This.

Vodka to get rid of camp fire smells? I am writing that one down.

I thoroughly massage my scalp will a wee bit of soap whenever I shower (at least once a day) and wash & condition my hair once a week, more if I am exercising.

I won’t need a trench, just a divot. I’m fucking 5'11". The least the universe could have done is make my boobs grow as much as my legs. On the other hand, I’ve never really needed a bra and, at 41 years old, they actually look more or less the same as they did in my 20's.

I’m not an atheist and I don’t believe in hell. I think that suffering for all eternity is still too good for those who put people though these conditions. I like the idea that the truly bad are snuffed out for all time.

I am still so annoyed that Crashing only got one season. It was really coming together nicely and then . . . nothing.

Well, yeah. I bet the Republicans wish they could get him to never say a single thing in public so that they can more clearly craft everything he supposedly says.

And then I see that I said “Woop do fucking do” instead of “Woop dee fucking do”. 

Though I agree, fuck off with that ‘ #SnowflakeNation’ bullshit. The people calling other people snowflakes generally are the people who are too overly offended.