Except people don’t credit her for the song like she wrote it.

Frankly, a surprisingly large number of famous songs aren’t sung by their composers or, at least, the famous versions of songs aren’t sung by their composers.

Hinge is aimed at a pretty young demographic. You might want to look at one more aimed at your age group.

You don’t think that he is mostly running things already? Do you actually think Trump is even putting in half a days work?

Please explain how this was disrespectful to Whitney.

Yeah, these attitudes piss me off.

What an ass. 

When ordering a specific brand of alcohol, think about what kind of bar you are in first. Some places say they are giving you brand X when you will end up getting just the cheap, bar alcohol which you’ve now paid an extra $5 for.

Stop eyeing my bento box!

I just take each clove, hold the tip end with the forefinger and thumb of my left hand and hold the base end with the forefinger and thumb of my right hand, and then twist it back and forth a couple times. The shell breaks and comes off easily. I also have one of those silicone tubes that you pop a couple cloves into…

This is why I don’t like having roommates: because I don’t want to get arrested for ‘sending a message’ about eating my food.

There is a vegetarian burrito place in Vancouver called Budgies Burritos. During the day, their stuff is great, but the staff who get the late shifts seem to not give a shit. One time, I got home to find that all they’d put into my burrito was cabbage, a lot of hot sauce, and beans. Another time, they left out the hot…

When I get pizza by the slice, if I am genuinely hungry, I will get two slices that compliment each other and flip one on top of the other to make a ‘pizza sandwich’. 

Seriously, fuck. This. Shit.

This ‘Indian’ food that I got from a food court. Yeah, I probably should have known better. To say it was flavourless is putting it mildly. It was as if they had just simmered the cheapest canned, diced tomatoes and added 1/10th of the recommended spices and leaving out entirely anything that would add some heat to…

I just put them on the cutting board, press down with the side of the knife until I hear the husks pop, and then just pull them off. There are other ways that work. That viral one looks stupid.

Chicken tenders sounds like the perfect food item to snack on when you are on a busy shift. I bet they are so good because the staff have rely on them as a quick, decent food item to keep them going.

I’ve been told I have a sweet tooth too. I think you have a sweet face.

Did you try boiling them in a pot for 10 minutes before hand? I found that tended to improve the texture of faux-hot dogs noticeably. At least, it did for the Yves Brand hot dogs which were otherwise just okay.

My pick are as follows: