I am pretty certain that it wold ruin pudding for me and I love pudding.

Eating a Tide Pod is going to send you to the E.R while eating a gallon of mayo is going to send you to the bathroom to bring shame upon your house.

A 30 ounce jar of mayo then has 5,400 calories, 300mg of cholesterol, and 5,400mg of sodium. That jar above looks like a gallon, which is 4.26 times those numbers - 23,004 calories, 1,278mg of cholesterol, and 23,004mg of sodium.

Having seen homeless people drinking Listerine, I think it would look more depressing than anything. Also, pretty sure the stadium staff would take it away from you.

I make a cold chicken karaage bento box for going on hikes. Rice, fresh pickles, roast vegetables, and these flavourful breaded chicken pieces sliced in half. 

There is a far more important question here: who’s fridge looks like that?!?

-lazy. Can’t be bothered to check the name of each and every mailpiece.

Stuff without a return address, I just put it through the shredder at work. No body, no crime!

Had someone move out of our building last year (it is only 4 suites so we have a shared mail box) and they didn’t forward their mail or update any of their addresses. I kind of had to laugh at RTSing their Christmas cards. 

I feel like RTSing stuff is also environmentally responsible as it stops a bunch of waste from being made.

You can always return to sender her mail. It sounds like a passive aggressive thing to do, but her not changing her mailing address is inconsiderate.

I’ve found that writing Return To Sender and Moved on their mail works 95% of the time. You will probably have to do it several times for each specific sender, but it should sort itself out after a few months.

I am presently shopping for a new laptop. I have probably invested 6 or 7 hours of research and I still don’t feel like I know what I want anymore.

My office gets food deliver by Save On Foods. They are notorious for swapping in stuff which has kind of pissed some of the staff of. The most recent one was they swapped in so knock off sriracha which tasted terrible. We are probably going to look at another option because their customer service tried to play it off…

I enter my hours into a spreadsheet that auto calculates everything. So far, I’ve only caught like 4 or 5 mistakes over the last decade, but it does give me a little peace of mind.

I find reading before bed helps or putting my tablet on night mode then putting on a show on netflix that isn’t loud and I’ve seen before.

Is there anyone who hasn’t had at least 1 person that they knew back in college or highschool reach out to them to reconnect but turn out to be for MLM crap?

I ran into my high school’s valedictorian in a N.A meeting about 10 years ago. She’d gotten injured in a car accident in the 3rd year of her Ph’D by her bf at the who was twice the legal limit for blood alcohol. Developed a severe pill addiction and ended up on the street for like 4 years selling her body. Her family…

Take the upvote, you filthy animal.

Who keeps a sack of doorknobs around? At work, we just have a nice, heavy chain.