Do remember, this is Trump. He is a pile of lumpy garbage that has been coated with spray tan and is supported by a structure of cholesterol lined arteries. Also, the most physically tasking thing he ever has to do is his morning dump.

I’ve been going to Japan semi-regularly for some time now and I’ve had to learn to book my trips to avoid school and national holidays of China and Australia having seen the mess their tourists leave in their wake. I’ve also noticed some restaurants and shops being less friendly at first because of the Australian…

How is there not now an article on here about how the KKK members all bailed and all there really was was a counter protest?

They do have chicken burgers on their menu. Yes, their main line of sandwiches are sliced meat sandwiches, but it doesn’t mean they don’t offer burgers in some form as well.

They tend to vary, but are overall good. I don’t think that they’d pass muster if you filled a sandwich with them the way Arby’s does with their meat sandwiches. 

One day I would like to eat Arby’s and not get violently ill from their food.

How cold is your bathroom that you need the heated seat feature on?

Thank you!!

Buried the lede. Get a bidet. Generally speaking, it is far nicer than having fancy toilet paper. You’ll actually end up changing up your tp as the extra plush stuff tends to not hold up as well as you’d think for dabbing dry.

Like my city cousins who, when we were kids, would come out to help with haying (collecting hay bales and loading them into the barn). They didn’t work very hard and were usually goofing off in some corner of the field after 2 hours while the rest of us literally worked until dusk.

I have a bidet. I just dab dry with a little tp, but I only need like 4-6 squares. 

Especially as they have a decent, reliable car already. They should resolve any debt and then save up their extra income for a solid down payment.

The real question is if the apostrophe costed extra?

Credit Unions are definitely a good place to go. I’ve been with mine ever since they accepted me for a small car loan after my big bank turned me down, despite the fact that I didn’t have any bad credit history . . . just not a lot of credit history.

I almost regret not going into a McDonalds when I was in Japan. The thing was, if I kind of ate far too much already from corner stores so the idea of getting more fast food seemed insane.

It almost looks like a bad faux meat patty. 

How long is your cook out because, growing up, ours were an all day affair. People would start showing up around 11am and food would just happen in waves over the afternoon, culminating in something big around 6pm ish.

It seems to be a thing that men do. It is like they can’t dig the hole any deeper so they just start pulling the dirt down on top of themselves.

If I was (still) 34 and there was a chance that the person I was attempting to date was under 21, I’d ask for two pieces of ID. Admittedly, I feel like, if you are already pursuing a relationship with someone who is dramatically younger than you, you probably aren’t too concerned about their age.

This is why you hire a ghost writer for the autobiography and a publicist for everything that comes out of your mouth.