Credit Unions are definitely a good place to go. I’ve been with mine ever since they accepted me for a small car loan after my big bank turned me down, despite the fact that I didn’t have any bad credit history . . . just not a lot of credit history.

I almost regret not going into a McDonalds when I was in Japan. The thing was, if I kind of ate far too much already from corner stores so the idea of getting more fast food seemed insane.

It almost looks like a bad faux meat patty. 

How long is your cook out because, growing up, ours were an all day affair. People would start showing up around 11am and food would just happen in waves over the afternoon, culminating in something big around 6pm ish.

It seems to be a thing that men do. It is like they can’t dig the hole any deeper so they just start pulling the dirt down on top of themselves.

If I was (still) 34 and there was a chance that the person I was attempting to date was under 21, I’d ask for two pieces of ID. Admittedly, I feel like, if you are already pursuing a relationship with someone who is dramatically younger than you, you probably aren’t too concerned about their age.

This is why you hire a ghost writer for the autobiography and a publicist for everything that comes out of your mouth.

At least make him 14-16, then all the things he was doing sort of make more sense. A 9 year old kid who is somehow a super engineering genius who has magically scrounged together enough parts to make a fully working racing vehicle just seems like a bad cartoon where as if he is at least in his midteens, it begins to…

They are actually 8 years apart which doesn’t make it not gross; I mean Jake Lloyd and Natalie Portman, not Moby and Natalie.

Just saw ‘the picture’ of him and Natalie. Just wow. 

Maybe he should have checked in with her first.

Was Steve Jobs cremated as well as that burn?

Well, they are joining the military. That is kind of like telling graduates at a school for plumbing that there is a virtual certainty that they’ll have to deal with other people’s poop.

Fairly certain that you don’t have to pay for training in the Military where as any trade school will cost them a bundle and have prerequisites that, due to growing up in an area with a sub par school system, they might not qualify for.

I am pretty certain he means that they may be called upon to quell an uprising here at home . . . . or just go randomly kick the asses of some kid posting particularly cheeky memes making fun of Trump on Twitter. 

*mike drop*

Twilight probably bought Robert Pattinson a house and he’s done a bunch of good stuff since. The Lighthouse looks like it will be an amazing film.

That sound of impact *shutter*

I was kind of hoping that Fergus would explode at the end.

There are a huge percentage of products that they put ‘sell by’ and ‘best before’ on which have vastly longer shelf lifes than those indicated on the package.