I, as another anonymous internet commenter, have another subjective impression/opinion of this actor and his attractiveness which I feel must be disclosed and perhaps responded to by another comment like two ships passing in the night!

He’s going to be disappointed when Netflix finally makes 1995's “The Net,” starring the delicious talents of Sandra Bullock and Dennis Miller, available.

He ain’t no glamour boy— he’s fierce!

“Here’s Your Favorite Dictatorial Fitness Bracelet You Can’t Live Without— No, We’re Not Exaggerating, You Will Die If You Do Not Purchase This IMMEDIATELY”

Hail Dairy, stuff our face. Blessed are cows amongst the cloven-hoofed and blessed are their fruit, cheese curds.

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While he’s taking a bow his editor may give him a stern talking to.

Metal health has finally driven him mad.

Saillllling took him away from where he was going— PLAYOFF SUCCESS! Tom from Teaneck, you’re up next!

Beckham, Jr.: (jumps on abandoned car in the street) (smashes windshield) HOHHHHHHHHHHHHH (wind blows back unbuttoned shirt)

Man, no need to go Level 90 Red-ass on us, Chris

I’ve already forgotten them all, good thing I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the Cable Ace Awards.

Well now that you say that maybe I will have several off-the-record conversations with him. In fact maybe I already did.

My thoughts on the upcoming Administration, as expressed in Simpsons dialogue:

Just some more of that millennial entitlement mentality, Cooley probably wants a participation trophy for finishing behind the all-polka radio station in ratings again.

In his defense, Cooley was a 19th century term of affection for Chinese and other Asian native laborers and is not an offensive thing to call a pro football bloviator. In support of this theory, here is an unverified e-mail from an actual 167-year-old Punjabi ditch-digger.

To honor the principals behind the Golden Globes I have watched none of the nominees this year but have purchased an eight-ball of coke.

Props to the non-judgmental, non-lookist woman of color who decided to make an honest man of emaciated ginger Geddy Lee

“If only there was a word for other-deprecating!”

John Landis: I know it’s been attributed to John Lennon, but I know (SNL writer) Michael O’Donoghue said it, because I was there when we both heard the news. My secretary came in and said “Elvis Presley died” and O’Donoghue said “good career move.”