Coach: Ryan, I’ve mean meaning to tell you something..

(made honorary Buffalo Bill fan)

“Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.” — Richard Nixon, GOP ectoplasmic ethics advisor

I thought I should have checked my stats before posting, so I discovered my mistake afterwards and tried a different angle without using the [edit] notation

Just explain to the team that he’s like Brady Anderson, but actually kept up his 450% increase in HR over several seasons (several years ago).

I can’t believe the Hall of Fame lamewads didn’t use that as a way of voting them in on the same year and creating a fun little story, having whiffed on getting him and Biggio in on the same year. If this were a Yankee with such stats being denied (of course that wouldn’t happen to begin with) four of the five…

I thought the country healed after Mr. Drummond decided to take on both Willis AND Arnold, rather than keeping the adorable one and booting the surly one to the curb.

I heard that they guy who recorded the “ominous trumpet fart-blast meant to show impending doom” is now a billionaire, just like the guy who did the Wilhelm scream (Wilhelm, I think his name was).

Amen to #1, his numbers are almost parallel with Frank Thomas, plus he can field and run, but wasn’t born a giant.

Finally, we get to see who voted for *&&Mxxx, MU#x—@@ to get in on the first ballot.. I have my sneaking suspicions it’s Gammons.

You know, it’s like adding a Panda race to World of Warcraft when you want your game (and eventual movie) to hit big in China.

“We’ve got 27 outfielders! Try getting a line drive base hit NOW!” — the Astros

Sorry, I meant to piggyback off your point _and_ address the misspelled garbage fire immediately above you before realizing that this isn’t e-mail, it’s Kinja.

Fun fact: She took her campaign slogan I’M OVER HERE from the phrase most often shouted at her by her constituents.

All of the major metropolitan areas (Houston/Dallas/San Antonio/Austin/El Paso) are purple, if not blue. But sure, let’s go ahead and lump in millions and millions of Democratic voters, Latinos, African-Americans, Asian-Americans, and Native Americans in a glib non-solution that ceased to be funny years ago.

“Looks fine to me. Now, back to photo-shopping cavemen playing with dinosaurs.” — Texas Board of Education Textbook Committee member

A guy from temple? I never figgered them Southern Baptists to up ‘n hire a Jewish fella.

The Golden State Warriors: Deadspin ::

Take it from the site/author responsible for regurgitating 19th division over-60 Montenegran soccer blooper videos, this is dumb and meaningless.

They’re every right-thinking person’s favorite team, I mean have you seen the sick and insane warm-up shots they take? Now have you seen them from THIS angle (taken by a fan on a shaky camera-phone in the upper level)