True enough, I’m not ascribing any level of competence on the Vikings OL, but on the red zone (i.e. important) play I saw, nobody was near him, he considered one option, threw way too quickly, and they trundled the FG kicker on the field.

This is not to say the receiver was in the wrong, but he was hardly open and a little patience may have opened up other options. Look, I have a QB like that piloting my team (Osweiler)—- just damned hopeless, you know you’re going absolutely nowhere with him, as opposed to Brady/Rodgrs/Wilson/Big Ben, etc., who seem…

Emblematic of their ‘offense’ was a red zone play where the Cowboys rushed only three, Bradford was so robotic about going to the designated receiver he threw the ball EARLY with absolutely nothing in the way of a pass rush around him. Skittish, without weapons, and injury-prone is no way to go through life, son.

You know what, if you’re still watching CNN, it’s on you now. Telling me “well it’s just to see what garbage they’re producing” is like a rubbernecker telling me “well I just needed to assess the severity of the roadside accident” while we’re all fucked in traffic.

Be that as it may, he killed Paul Winfield and nearly killed Walter Koenig in Star Trek II

Artist’s conception of how the heptadecoganal layout of officials might look.

I’ve finally deciphered the headline at the start of the newscast: “Local Sports Hero Now As Tall As Hospital”

They eventually evolve into their final form: Matt Bullard, who had about as much mobility as a traffic obstruction.

Is it normal for an human-sized cutout of the subject of the news story to stoically stand between the two newscasters?

What if his Kang’s defense with respect to the traffic bollards was that his talking GPS said FINISH THEM

Remember: the party for tort reform, against frivolous lawsuits, and super pro-cognitive dissonance

Klay Thompson, who shot 4-for-20, really had a Night in the Ruts

Draymond Green and Cynthia Rothrock in... Flagrant Foul I (Flagrant Foul II will be direct-to-VHS)

I should say he should Get a Grip or at least Pump his brakes or he might be taking a Permanent Vacation from the league.

♫ How dirty can one guy be?

Side note: Democratic panelists on cable new shows will have to apologize for him until the year 2060 and beyond if Robert Byrd is any indication, while GOP poo-flingers will benefit from “both sides” mendacity. Holy shit cable news for another 45 years. What the hell. Go, climate change!

I either refer to this or “he said the sheriff’s getting nearer” from Blazing Saddles when characterizing about 99.9999% of Republican/reactionary critiques of powerful or influential black people.

Based on the recent dismal electoral results, we’re in a new era of smear-openness now, so let’s just say he’s black y’all, and he’s black y’all and he’s blacker than black and he’s black y’all, and he’s bliggity-bliggity-bliggity-bliggity black y’all.

Karma’s about as drunk and careless as God is, she gave Mike Zimmer the sight-threatening eye infection instead of that Priefer twat.

What if Gay Island never glows from the repeated nuclear bombs being dropped on it (i.e. it just becomes dustier and smellier), and we waste our entire nuclear arsenal frivolously re-nuking it, leaving us ripe to attack from either Cuba or North Korea (according to those Red Dawn documentaries)?