I heard that the Skinner Boxes Jack Harbaugh used to raise John and Jim are up for auction, in their beautiful, original, unrestored condition: with fingernail scratches all in the interior.

(does web site availability check) (wafflepouncing.com still available)

Capela: 12.4 pts, 8.7 rebounds, 2.0 blocks, 48% FT, $1.2 million

“You a bitch, Dwight!”

Well it was either that for British TV or the 19th in a series of increasingly depressing murder mysteries set in a drab town where the lead detective has some personal connection to the tragic victim.

I now fully realize the destructive power of a lie.

It will go out and rob gas stations for me?

It will go out and rob gas stations for me?

Great ‘Lolita’ series, but why can’t they make the girl legal age? ARE THEY PROMOTING STATUTORY RAPE?!

Still better than that 90s BBC series, Lord Rapington of Rape Manor

This is almost as big a shakeup as that one time in ‘VR Troopers’, don’t worry, you know which one I mean.

It’s never good when you’re confronted by a shirtless Henry Rollins, screaming “’CAUSE YOU’RE A LIAR”

Zygi played the rubes, jamming Minnesotans silly

I look forward to in-season pronouncements of death on the Nets, Magic, Wizards, 76ers, Heat, Kings, Nuggets, Pelicans, Suns, and Mavericks, but only if written by a clearly depressed fan* of one of the other moribund teams.

Don’t sell yourself short, as a Wizards fan you’re as hopeless today as you ever were or ever will be.

This whole season has gone tints-up

Hey, this isn’t about a sick dunk by a player on a 5-11 Timberwolves team in one of their double-digit losses, what the hell gives?

Gleason’s is moving? Is there no Buford T. Justice in the world?

AHL affiliate coach Doug Goofus promoted to take the head coaching gig.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

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