You can always beat the crap out of the Texans before being obliterated by the Pats/Raiders, just as we used to get our only post-season wins against the blowful Bengals. The circle of playoff filler life.

Throwing soccer articles (and god help us, soccer takes) against the Deadspin wall, hoping for one to stick?

That’s some good fact-checking there, Roger.

Anytime a Republican (given the GOP’s approach to governance) whines, I think “Fair?! WHO’S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE?!”

Holy shit I thought Colin Quinn killed that segment off back in the 90s. Well good for them. Good for Lorne.

Morale’s never going to improve, so you can discontinue the beatings.

The solution is simple: just like coaching our national team, you can’t really rely on Americans to do for America. One could start with BBC, because the accents imply authoritativeness, and move on from there.

“Watch out, 2016-2017 Timberwolves, the undivided and bewildering attention of Deadspin staffers is notoriously very fickle” — the 2015-2016 Sacramento Kings

The nose of the ball would have made it but all of a sudden a green laser came out of nowhere and cut it right the hell off.

I’m of the opinion that they’re hopeless and that the job of getting more people who are not them to vote in swing states was failed miserably by the boring, milquetoast, constantly befuddled DNC. Despite demographic growth for key parts of the electorate she got 5 million fewer voters than Obama 2012 and 8 million…

To the extent CNN has an investigatory reporting function (and not stenographic/reporting other reports function), it is immediately undercut by the evening cacophony, as if to tell half it’s audience, sshhh, it’s OK, don’t let the previously reported facts get you down, we’ll have somebody on shortly to throw a bunch…

Who knows, you’d almost have to get a center-left version of Sheldon Adelson to buy an outlet/provide a haven for investigative reporters to produce material untainted by some bean-counter’s quest for profitable pageviews. That’s kind of what the New York Times is, but even they immediately dilute their own findings…

Let’s analogize it to CNN ‘73: I don’t want a false equivalence panel of self-interested chuckleheads discussing “Does President Nixon have the power to ignore Judge Sirica’s orders?” because the answer’s 100% no, it’s always been no, get Ehrlichmann off of there, he’s a fucking criminal.

I’d go for infomercials. They’re informational and if what they sell me is shit there’s a money back guarantee.

And yet are being held up as an example of “unfair” treatment to Trump, thereby cowing the already useless corporate, center-right media (I hesitate to call them journalists, investigative or otherwise) into further concessions, goalpost-moving, and worthlessness.

This is going to be like the missing plane story was to CNN. Be sure upon the warning signs of hyperventilation to breathe into a paper bag.

The problem is shitholes like CNN aren’t holding him accountable, apart from the odd pile-on, for shit’s sake they hired his “former campaign manager” (I’d put three sets of quotation marks around that if I could) immediately upon his “departure” from the Trump campaign.

Hopefully one will slice through him and we can begin... THE SAVAGE ERA

CNN tries to turn themselves into a gormless ‘embrace debate’ cesspool where racist nutbaggery gets equal time with thoughtful, bland centrism and THIS is the thanks they get? There are unicellular organisms in the methane pools of Titan that have more political knowledge than Wolf Blitzer!

Dammit, Darth Raider, you’ve gone too far now.