(searches for term “Leonard Cohen” on site) (no results found)

Even if they had won that game plan just makes you want to turn away in shame and disgust, especially in offensive play-calling. Two whole plays (Foreman up the middle, quick out to WR for 6 yards) with an occasional third play (Buchele keeps on the world’s worst-looking read option and gets pummeled).

How can the defense be this blowful when Clay Matthews has long hair and is on commercials.

Don’t worry, it’s all good, some Hamilton cast member tweeted something bad 5 years ago.

I was at UT law school when he won the 1st Big 12 championship against a Nebraska team thought unbeatable and who were 20+ point favorites.. and he brought Ricky Williams to Texas, who had this to say about him:

(ESPN blows the dust off its pre-concussion-worries “JACKED UP” segment)

John Mackovic is the closest parallel. He improved each of the first four seasons (all the way to 10 wins in his 4th), had a weird 5th where his job was saved by winning the first Big 12 championship, and gone after one losing season (his 6th, in which they lost at home 66-3 to UCLA).

Good for him, maybe we’ll run more than two different plays, with one play (Foreman off left tackle) constituting 80% of the calls. It’s weird to see an offense with 80% less variety in Game 11 than there was in Game 1 (Notre Dame) with a pass over the middle being a distant, distant memory.

Except that he did at Louisville, and in consecutive bowl games where he actually appeared to be prepared. In a lot of the games at Texas he’s exhibit Andy Reid-like clock management and seems to be as much of a spectator as I am.

We’re going to get Herman, an offensive mind, so the sooner we sack Gilbert and his two-play Tecmo Bowl offense (run up the middle, quick out) the better.

Texas has soundly beaten two teams all year (UTEP, Iowa St.) They’re a couple of Baylor/Notre Dame hiccups away from being 3-8 right now. Maybe he only got out of his Louisville contract by surrendering his ability to game-plan and make in-game adjustments.

You should try for them in Tagalog, they could make a Rams-49ers field goal kicking contest seem exciting.

Will all baby boomers have died out before all Beatles songs are not non-prominent or will their acolytes continue the saturation bombing until the populace submits, weeping?

3a - 3f all Megadeth records from 1985-1992.

“Are you a time traveler who sold a dinky streaming service for $6 billion during the tech frenzy and then made super-prudent, diversifying investments before the bubble burst?”

Do you think that Oscar Robertson is not continually brought up among the top 10 NBA players of all time because of the paucity— some would say non-existence— of a visual record documenting any sick or insane warm-up shots he attempted/made?

(wakes up from 40-year coma) HOW FARES ILIE NASTASE

I was thinking my hometown of Houston, dig up Jack Pardee’s corpse and make him head of the whole operation.

I must have some old memories jumbling around in my head with respect to Foxman, who seemed to only break with that sort of neocon nonsense once Netanyahu tried the addressing Congress stunt. I’ll just broaden it to include the possible null set: “anybody interested in stamping out anti-Semitism but who also…

DNC pep rally..