Better yet, his girlfriend is Xenu.

THere is a split in the Metallica community reception: right now we’re at about 45% classic, 35% awesome, and 15% core, with 5% undecided.

Apparently he’s still pissed that he was passed over by his family in the birthing order for Luke.

The DNC: running a prevent defense, if that defense were composed of people who are not very good at football and who had also been chloroformed and hobbled.

Maybe those in the ADL who lean right on Israel/foreign policy can realize that end-times evangelicals and their preferred sociopathic candidates are not actually their friends, the normalization of Stormfront loons wouldn’t have been such a surprise.

Holy shit a talking Nets fan

(Gen-X scoff) More like turd party candidate

“Two NBA-level starters? What’s that even like?” — Nets fan (hypothetical)

I thought we were going to the all-cricket format, or at the very least the all-Youtube videos from 11th division paraplegic Bulgarian soccer league highlights format

We can expand the parameters for someone to make the case that anybody from seeds 4 to 8 (9 if you include both the Lakers and the Jazz) have any shot to get past the Clippers/Spurs/Warriors. The marked division is already visible after 12 games.

How about the Lars Ulrich helmed cover of “Anyone for Tennis?”

It all goes back to the Family Circus cartoon, little Jeffy haranguing his Mom on Mother’s Day with “WHY ISN’T THERE A KIDS’ DAY?!”

(tries hard to remember anything about that movie, can only think of Della Reese’s pinky toe)

(crosses fingers for the availability Soul Plane III: We Bought a Concorde)

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If you were a Timberwolves fan, color myself surprised and color yourself surprised that they were on national TV playing the 76ers and color my Dad who just wanted to see another goddamned episode of Castle on TNT surprised.

Remember that it was Cameron Crowe’s months undercover in high school that led to lines like “Make up your mind— is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?”

Word of the decision reaches the main offices of Notre Dame.

At this point my proposed epitaph for the tombstone for the American Experiment 1787-2016 will be “Both Sides Are The Same!”

I’m sure he’ll be a great defender of the Voting Rights Act. Not the historic legislation signed by LBJ, the one that only allows you to vote if you vote for a right-leaning candidate.