With all the bad news I had forgotten that the ‘fisking stupid shit people in power say’ industry was posed for a take-off.

“The 7-foot-3 Latvian showed as a rookie that he belonged in the NBA”

I think it is, after all extraordinary is only an adjective, and can modify unsaid nouns like “stupidity” or “boneheadedness”

THIS IS THE FIRST I’VE HEARD OF IT

I guess this is to counterbalance all the Kings programming inexplicably emanated from the Univision Deportes West Coast Bureau, a kind of #11 seed symmetry.

But what if that three-word solution was repeated by a Jay Sherman cardboard cutout? It worked for “buy my book”

I’m a professional in Austin, but because I work in the public sector, anything larger than a broom closet in those tech-friendly condo clusters is about 2x out of my price range, so fuck developers.

Young Vivian in her film debut, before she went Scientologist and disconnected from her family.

I can’t wait for HUD Secretary Donald Sterling’s confirmation hearings.

Right now I’m more worried about incoming Secretary of Defense Hugo Drax and his space-based ‘genetic purity through upper-atmospheric nerve gas bombs’ program

Quiet, you, or we’ll get three Steph Curry ‘sick and insane’ warm-up shot stories as replacements

I’d agree except that I’ve applied 19 layers of ad-blockers to get rid of all Deadspin’s interminable outside intrusions and now posts just show up for me in ASCII.

P.S. Blogged?

Yeah but what about James Harden and Eric Gordon combining to shoot like 9 for 61, leading to a 13-point fourth quarter, where’s your GODDAMN post about THAT— Rockets “fan”

I just hope that the phrase Black Friday is used year-round within my lifetime, based on its current growth this is a real possibility. Also that Steely Dan gets royalties for it.

I just hope that the phrase Black Friday is used year-round within my lifetime, based on its current growth this is…

Just so we’re clear on the math, Roddy White’s anecdote > several dozen anecdotes from anonymous dickslap Deadspin commenters.

(Earl Watson rips off tearaway suit to reveal jersey underneath, puts himself in the game)

I am definitely not a fan of covering one team to the exclusion of all others because of bandwagonesque tendencies, but would make an exception for the NBA’s Eastern Conference.

When’s that format switch to all cricket coverage all the time going to happen?

That’s cute, ascribing the term ‘fundamental beliefs’ to narcissistic nihilists