In my neighborhood it doesn’t matter how well you have it secured, a thief will rip it out of your window. Doesn’t matter if they rip your window sill and half your wall out with it.

In my neighborhood it doesn’t matter how well you have it secured, a thief will rip it out of your window. Doesn’t…

“Delaney was an irritating white man with nothing to offer and yet interrupted everyone constantly in order to say nothing”

i doubt he ever tries to pay them anything; thats his M.O., absolutely never paying for services rendered, and suing into obscurity anyone who ever tried to collect

Right? Exactly ZERO people would be on the news later saying “he was always such a nice, personable guy, i never would have suspected he would be able to personally murder hundreds of rich, white women”

Showed her. Shouldn’t have gotten so close to that bullet.

I’m on team “Just say no”

Tried to go to r/EngineeringPorn, got a call less than 15 seconds later from the Network Administrator because “porn” is right there in the URL, and now I have to go see HR by the end of the day.

My wife swears by that “beyond beef” shit; meanwhile, all i hear is “soylent green is...people!”

apparently they wont address it until AFTER the sale, because that shit is still happening

They didn’t announce that they were scrapping the campaign for COD BLOPS 4/IIII until late late in the developement cycle (at least that’s when I first saw it publicised). So i’m GUESSING they probably already had a good chunk of the campaign finished before either 1) they decided they couldn’t finish it in time, or…

dammit; ignore my earlier post, FryCook beat me to the punch with the toothbrush hack

i feel we’ve SERIOUSLY lowered they bar on what we’re calling a “hack”.

but “public shaming” wasn’t really the intent; the intent was “ima get this stupid fuckin black bitch fired”. and karma is a motherfucker, so wave bye bye to your book deal, hopefully any future book deals, and maybe the NEXT “public shaming” will be somebody taking a picture of you sucking dicks on the train, just…

i always get kinja-ed when i insert youtube links, but Bill Burr has a funny bit about that specific comment.

my favorite pre-phrase is “with all due respect”

if youre in immediate danger you call 911, not customer service. there’s zero reason for any company to have customer service reps available 24/7, and no company is going to pay for that. nor should they.

im sure having anything over $100 and a packet of top ramen in the cabinet to live another day on is considered “fuck you money” to a gizmodo writer

Unions are great, but to say that a union would eliminate a culture of sexism and sexual harrassment is highly naive. you’re talking apples and oranges.

Do you happen to know when the Star Wars vg licensing deal ages out for EA?

don’t get so excited. NOW it’s a single-player/campaign-driven game. but by release it will a $60 microtransaction showcase. we will be truly lucky if it isnt a mobile game, optimised for iOS 11. i would feel better with ZERO further Star Wars games and movies, than more of the drivel disney and EA keep pumping out.