apparently they wont address it until AFTER the sale, because that shit is still happening

i miss the days when everybody at least TRIED to hide the fact that they were sucking the fat cocks of Big Business. Back then at least we could look forward to all the future docu-dramas about what really happened, who got paid under the table, etc. Now we’re having to watch it real-time, like the worlds’ worst and…

They didn’t announce that they were scrapping the campaign for COD BLOPS 4/IIII until late late in the developement cycle (at least that’s when I first saw it publicised). So i’m GUESSING they probably already had a good chunk of the campaign finished before either 1) they decided they couldn’t finish it in time, or…

dammit; ignore my earlier post, FryCook beat me to the punch with the toothbrush hack

i feel we’ve SERIOUSLY lowered they bar on what we’re calling a “hack”.

but “public shaming” wasn’t really the intent; the intent was “ima get this stupid fuckin black bitch fired”. and karma is a motherfucker, so wave bye bye to your book deal, hopefully any future book deals, and maybe the NEXT “public shaming” will be somebody taking a picture of you sucking dicks on the train, just…

i always get kinja-ed when i insert youtube links, but Bill Burr has a funny bit about that specific comment.

my favorite pre-phrase is “with all due respect”

if youre in immediate danger you call 911, not customer service. there’s zero reason for any company to have customer service reps available 24/7, and no company is going to pay for that. nor should they.

“when your time’s up, cast members simply won’t allow you to buy anything or ride any of the attractions if your wristband has expired“

like everything else scam/fraud-related, senior citizens will fall for it.

im sure having anything over $100 and a packet of top ramen in the cabinet to live another day on is considered “fuck you money” to a gizmodo writer

Unions are great, but to say that a union would eliminate a culture of sexism and sexual harrassment is highly naive. you’re talking apples and oranges.

oh sweet mother fucking jesus somebody better start splaining to orange julious RIGHT NOW that this is just a training exercise, and EVERY 5 minutes until that exercise is over, so that incompetant piece of shit doesnt start shooting missiles into the sky.

In a world where everybody gets a trophy for partcipating, you can put any amount of batshit crazy jumbles of words on paper and call it “young adult”. and any number of “young adults” will make that work of fiction their cross to die on as they argue “you just dont understand it because youre old”.

hot take: R2D2 is the smoke monster

Theyre claiming Bill Burr will be in this show; I think Carl Weathers is going to be the least of your worries...

Bill Burr?! omg i want this to be true, but this isn’t listed/confirmed on IMDB

Do you happen to know when the Star Wars vg licensing deal ages out for EA?

don’t get so excited. NOW it’s a single-player/campaign-driven game. but by release it will a $60 microtransaction showcase. we will be truly lucky if it isnt a mobile game, optimised for iOS 11. i would feel better with ZERO further Star Wars games and movies, than more of the drivel disney and EA keep pumping out.