“I want great climate.”

It wouldn’t have mattered if he was an accountant or a goddam circus clown, no JOB was going to prevent him from killing this woman. Not after she not only caused him to lose his cushy judge gig, but get sent to prison to boot. It is HER fault after all, right? Isn’t that how it works?

They’re never used for actual emergencies though. Sure, they COULD have been used to alert people during the Woolsey fire here in Los Angeles, but they weren’t. Like any other day in Los Angeles or the Bay Area, the only thing we received while we were running for our lives were a couple of Amber Alerts, like any…

dont be embarrassed for our country, trump isnt out country. hes just the idiot that putin placed in the white house. instead, be ANGRY for our country

Its a better idea than the one they went with, having an apparent statutory rapist as leia’s mom...

2 gallons is 2 gallons, no matter how fast it comes out. I’m say put water in your sink and wash your dishes. Dont just leave the water running and give your dishes a shower; thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard.

Meanwhile, the worldwide search for a trump braincell goes on. To date, zero evidence has been found that any exist, but--like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster before him--the search will undoubtedly go on for hundreds of years before anybody TRULY gives up.

“Note: You can add as many 12 month codes to your PlayStation account as you want. They just extend your membership expiration date.“

“Note: You can add as many 12 month codes to your PlayStation account as you want. They just extend your membership…

fuck juliane assange! you will NEVER convince me that he wasnt the one who hacked into my netflix account and added My Little Pony to my watchlist. can’t even look my family in the eyes anymore, you sadistic piece of shit!

you might as well give up now, you’re gonna loose this argument

i can see where ftrMD is coming from. ie “spoke to a doctor” is not the same as “listened to the doctor and did what she was told” (ask MY wife about THAT shit; women sometimes think they know best, fuck you and your medical doctorate and your years and years of clinical experience) and was the day before her death…

it’s loose/lose genious, get it right...

hey, if you don’t like it, you can stop coming over...

“In other words, running the tap for just four or five minutes can use more water than an entire dishwasher cycle.“

GODDAMIT you made me spit up soda all over my wife’s dashboard, now i’ve got to spend my saturday morning getting it detailed

i’m just ballparking it, but i’m going to guess that within 30 seconds of this going live, several hundred billion different highly racist emojis were created. well done people, you DO NOT disappoint...

if you REALLY want to help people, force the telecoms to give us the option NOT just to block numbers we don’t want calling us, but to only allow numbers we DO want calling us. Like i used to be able to do with my kids’ cell phones TWENTY YEARS AGO.

Every robocall i have received for the last 10+ years has been from a political campaign, both republican and democrat (i guess independents can’t afford). I don’t see this push gathering much steam. But pretty clever distraction “hey look at us, we’re doin something that everybody wants **cough** except US **cough**”

I KNEW IT! I KNEW it was energy weapons! Thank god i always wear my tinfoil hat with the shiny side out. You’re not cooking my brain you orange racoon-faced rapist!

FULL price? Try triple price. It’s rediculous to expect people to pay more than $20 for a game this old when they can get it for that much or less elsewhere. “But, but PORTABILITY!” Whatever; my laptop is as portable as the switch, and the battery lasts 4-5 times longer than the switch.