“In other words, running the tap for just four or five minutes can use more water than an entire dishwasher cycle.“

GODDAMIT you made me spit up soda all over my wife’s dashboard, now i’ve got to spend my saturday morning getting it detailed

FULL price? Try triple price. It’s rediculous to expect people to pay more than $20 for a game this old when they can get it for that much or less elsewhere. “But, but PORTABILITY!” Whatever; my laptop is as portable as the switch, and the battery lasts 4-5 times longer than the switch.

youre asking somebody named Terd Crapley for clarification on their point? im not sure you know how the internet works: its full of jerks and cat pictures

““Promotions were denied then finally granted after months of requests,” the official said.”

Bad example, Indian food and Chinese foor ARE the same.

I’m actually interested in VR, but my wife gets massive migrains even trying to look at 3D images or video for just a couple seconds, so i’m guessing VR would probably completely wreck her. So i can’t see spending the money for just me.

this seems like one of those posts we might all be subpoenaed to testify about later

duuude, dont get me started about goddam text books. my wife went back to school a couple years ago, and—for all HER courses at least—it seems there is completely different content in the print versus the online additions of her textbooks; meaning you have to purchase both. and since an activation code is usually as…

despite the internet, i still used to pick up the guides for a lot of games, as “coffee table” books. but when other publishers like Dark Horse started putting out art-centric books for the bigger games, even that kind of fell by the wayside.

The court should swipe left.

Senior discount on viagra, at least.

The only take I’m getting out of this story is that some idiot gave their actual legitimate personal information on tinder, and not an alias.

You’re not gonna win Jason, I’m at least 51% sure slagathor is donald trump.

My wife calls it “christmas morning syndrome”: you’ve been talking up x-item that you really, REALLY want for months through the year. Then the tree goes up and the wrapped presents start getting placed under under it and—HOLY SHIT!—that package is the exact same shape and size as x-item that you’ve been drooling over…

I thought it was just a free-to-play game with rediculous amounts of microtransactions. It was free on PlayStation Plus on release weekend, so I downloaded and played for a couple weeks, and i give it a SOLID 3 mehs out of 5. But The Backlog is REAL, so I moved on. Then Spider-Man came out, so it’s my PS jam right now.

it kills me when companies try to use that bullshit line: “shes the boss, she doesn’t need to know every little thing about what the employees are doing”

i still play that goddam game! you kids get off my lawn!

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its sad this has to be said, but keep your head on a swivel and dont cover your ears while youre waiting in line to vote.