shit i’ve been waiting for months for somebody to complain about why is there no thewhiteroot.com

congratulations, you just summarized the book of mormon in 100 words or less

SADDEST? I’d say this is the happiest ending he could have possibly gotten, to be rid of that worthless two-timing whore BEFORE he married her.

CATCHES him in a lie? Try catching him telling the truth once, maybe that will impress somebody

Problem: Hates sexual discrimination and sexual harrassment

Cool, make that shit happen boo, push your boss out the helicopter. Let him go meet space jesus, then see if you can one-up him by somehow making shit even worse. You’ve got your work cut out for you sure, but i have faith in you. i KNOW you could cock it up something FIERCE.

Right? Cause the second ANYBODY even mentions football in regards to this event, the NFL will jump up and say “wait one goddam minute there!”

Cut the man some slack; he was just confused when he didn’t see the hammer and sickle on the flag.

My kids used to do that all the time. They were 2 years old.

I’ve got one kid completely out of school and one still in college. My wife is a nervous wreck any time either one of them calls (even the one out of school), which is usually 3-4 times daily? “What happened?! Are you okay?” It gets rediculous when one of them DOESN’T call.

Not sure theyre going to lose any sleep over somebody not using their free app, but still paying them the same amount of money to use their service. But you go ahead Internet Warrior, you take that rock hard stance, you’re slayin em all the way to the bank.

RIP Captain McCain. I’m sorry the last couple years of your life had to be mired by the shitshow that is American politics, and that you were besmirched by that yellow piece of shit in the white house, President Bone Spurs

Any word yet? Cmon, UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!

SOMETIMES they immediately lose everything.

Why should her feet be the ONLY part of her body without some kind of nasty funk to it, amiright?

“You can also spot them from their wardrobe. The men wear khakis and running shoes, usually Asics.“

“Therefore, if black people were twice as likely to vote for Trump than commit a crime, using white logic, we can conclude that black people love Donald Trump. That’s just science.“

aaawwwweeee *frowny face emoji*

right? which button so i can have my toon do the “take a knee during the azeroth national anthem” stance

Wait, you mean even KINJA doesn’t read the articles before it posts?! Daaaaaaamn