My kids used to do that all the time. They were 2 years old.

I’ve got one kid completely out of school and one still in college. My wife is a nervous wreck any time either one of them calls (even the one out of school), which is usually 3-4 times daily? “What happened?! Are you okay?” It gets rediculous when one of them DOESN’T call.

Not sure theyre going to lose any sleep over somebody not using their free app, but still paying them the same amount of money to use their service. But you go ahead Internet Warrior, you take that rock hard stance, you’re slayin em all the way to the bank.

RIP Captain McCain. I’m sorry the last couple years of your life had to be mired by the shitshow that is American politics, and that you were besmirched by that yellow piece of shit in the white house, President Bone Spurs

Any word yet? Cmon, UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!

SOMETIMES they immediately lose everything.

Why should her feet be the ONLY part of her body without some kind of nasty funk to it, amiright?

“You can also spot them from their wardrobe. The men wear khakis and running shoes, usually Asics.“

“Therefore, if black people were twice as likely to vote for Trump than commit a crime, using white logic, we can conclude that black people love Donald Trump. That’s just science.“

aaawwwweeee *frowny face emoji*

right? which button so i can have my toon do the “take a knee during the azeroth national anthem” stance

Wait, you mean even KINJA doesn’t read the articles before it posts?! Daaaaaaamn

Welcome back Mike! Don’t overdo it; babysteps...

theyre just certifying that its pre-owned, not that its worth a shit

the shoes up top arent so much “bedazzled” as they are “im going to shred your feet like a cheese grater while we slow dance”

Looks like somebody got kinja-ed

“STAT | 25% - Amount of game developers who complained about crunch, overtime, or poor working conditions in the GamesIndustry.biz Careers Survey this year. That’s down from 73% last year.“

And you can bet her professors will be seriously eyeballing her work now also.

whatchu got against Sheets-N-Shit?

Another “people hate their” jobs article? Really?