you goddam right theyre gonna need more time! theyve got a bootleg shoe factory going, and those air jordans ain’t gonna make themselves...

you made my wife cry because the kids are all grown up and moved out, and you pushed her nostalgia button. star for you.

silver lining: he isnt homeless anymore

This dumbass thought he was bulletproof. Why else would a man with the rediculous amount of money he has/had have still been hanging around and not already be sitting in a no-extradition country when the authorities came calling for him. Or the divorce attorney.

Reading this post I’ve come to realize: I don’t know nearly enough people name Sha Sha.

not EVERY time i burped; but definitely every time i farted. getting up there in years i am

EXACTLY; a bunch of people standing around collectively with their thumbs up their asses in a game where your primary purpose is to kill all the other players, this guy (or gal) is the ONLY one who GETS IT.

Better title: Dear Salty Waitress, I’m willing to pay over $5 for a cup of coffee, but I’m too cheap to pony up a mere $.50 for a tip

i burped like 500 times today alone, i dont see what the big fucking deal is...

12.89 cents per brick would be $299

EVERY FUCKING TIME!

i miss the days when we could all confidently say “im sure there was more to this story we’re not hearing” the way most whipipo still do when an unarmed african american is murdered by police.

“too soon”

“Ask The Salty Waitress: Do chefs hate my well-done burger request?“

lol Warner isn’t going anywhere near this mess, except possibly to sue developer Behavior themselves for misrepresentation and besmirching their good name with this bad publicity. its probably pretty safe to say Behavior is about to get railed and spitroasted from both ends by Bethesda AND Warner.

Sounds like we worked for some of the same bloody gits...

i was worried about that also, and the Metro games stayed in my backlog a couple years because of that. but once i got started, i didn’t even notice. sure, you cant afford to spray-and-pray like LAPD on a traffic stop, but i never found myself repeatedly dying from lack of ammo or from the other quirky game mechanics.…

shakespeare on kotaku!

they just gave a donald trumpian answer thats all, not “facts”

If i need THAT MANY enemies on screen at once, i’ll just watch c-span. But thanks anyway...