you goddam right theyre gonna need more time! theyve got a bootleg shoe factory going, and those air jordans ain’t gonna make themselves...

you made my wife cry because the kids are all grown up and moved out, and you pushed her nostalgia button. star for you.

silver lining: he isnt homeless anymore

So the spider-man movies are all going to be “home” themed? next...

“Evangeline Lilly... is that you?“

RIP dude. you DEFINED comics for me, for the first 30 years of my life

“Why Don’t We Have a Star Trek Show From the Aliens’ Point of View?“

So basically ios12 is as big a piece of shit as ios11 was? great, guess ill leave my iphone in the drawer for ANOTHER year and keep using my crappy company phone that still has ios10 on it. but at least it works, which is more than i can say for 11

This dumbass thought he was bulletproof. Why else would a man with the rediculous amount of money he has/had have still been hanging around and not already be sitting in a no-extradition country when the authorities came calling for him. Or the divorce attorney.

Reading this post I’ve come to realize: I don’t know nearly enough people name Sha Sha.

not EVERY time i burped; but definitely every time i farted. getting up there in years i am

capable of what? inheriting massive amounts of cash from daddy? thats not...

EXACTLY; a bunch of people standing around collectively with their thumbs up their asses in a game where your primary purpose is to kill all the other players, this guy (or gal) is the ONLY one who GETS IT.

A homeless person walking around talking to himself about chemtrails has mental health issues, and needs our help.

The guy has as much to do with the actual rocket science as elon musk has to do with building cars and other rockets, or steve jobs had to do with building ipads and ipods.

The wanted poster in the background was a nice touch. Yes, this would be much better than a live action show, I’m sold.

Better title: Dear Salty Waitress, I’m willing to pay over $5 for a cup of coffee, but I’m too cheap to pony up a mere $.50 for a tip

i burped like 500 times today alone, i dont see what the big fucking deal is...

12.89 cents per brick would be $299

nothing hayden christensen has done since has led me to believe the fault with his performance was due to anything on this side of his epidermis