i burped like 500 times today alone, i dont see what the big fucking deal is...

12.89 cents per brick would be $299

EVERY FUCKING TIME!

i miss the days when we could all confidently say “im sure there was more to this story we’re not hearing” the way most whipipo still do when an unarmed african american is murdered by police.

“too soon”

“Ask The Salty Waitress: Do chefs hate my well-done burger request?“

lol Warner isn’t going anywhere near this mess, except possibly to sue developer Behavior themselves for misrepresentation and besmirching their good name with this bad publicity. its probably pretty safe to say Behavior is about to get railed and spitroasted from both ends by Bethesda AND Warner.

Sounds like we worked for some of the same bloody gits...

i was worried about that also, and the Metro games stayed in my backlog a couple years because of that. but once i got started, i didn’t even notice. sure, you cant afford to spray-and-pray like LAPD on a traffic stop, but i never found myself repeatedly dying from lack of ammo or from the other quirky game mechanics.…

shakespeare on kotaku!

they just gave a donald trumpian answer thats all, not “facts”

If i need THAT MANY enemies on screen at once, i’ll just watch c-span. But thanks anyway...

Queue developer response: “We’ll be happy to sell you a spy-ware free version for just a slight upcharge of $4.99"

can i just get bluetooth so i can connect my goddam headphones wirelessly?

“go public” about what? theyre not even bothering to hide what theyre doing, its all in plain site.

I’ve been on the fence about this one. It LOOKS cool, but is it replayable at all? Like that Fallout mobile game where you can have a good shelterccrew in one play-thru, then in the next youve got a complete gaggle of twat waffles and you don’t know what kinda shenanigans they’re going to get into next. Or you play…

Fallout in the middle east:

THAT’S what i was trying to remember! I was looking at Burnout Paradise Remastered in the xbox store last night and i couldn’t remember what fucked up stigma that one had hanging over its head. Thanks!

at least she ain’t trippin as much as her wipipo daddy. put a goddam muzzle on that motherfucker.

but most of it DOESN’T take a long time to make, most of it is already there when you install the base game.