“Let”? youre cute princes. people who try to not “let” the cops end up in the morgue.

“You didn’t like Batman & Robin bug? Ask grampa later, and I’ll tell you about the time Shaq was a superhero...”

If Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav can hook up, then i know in my heart of hearts that Snoop and Martha can find true love...

Do these at least still have iOS 10 loaded? Because $1 is too much if these things are already “rockin” iOS 11...

Do these at least still have iOS 10 loaded? Because $1 is too much if these things are already “rockin” iOS 11...

It seems like Forza has turned into the Call of Duty/Black Ops alternating release format of a game every year, Motorsport one year, Horizons the next, with no real improvements.

Is anybody televising E3 anymore? Used to get MOST of it from G4, then when that network tanked, Spike TV showed one or two major presentations one year (that i know of).

I hope he didn’t “shoot himself in the foot” with this, so to speak.

Every one of my relationships was successful. None of them lasted forever.

Yeah this. My wife’s 05 CRV is an airbag recall, but the dealerships are telling her that if she even wants to “get in line” for the airbag replacement, she has to leave the car there. They’re not springing for loaner cars, they’re just expecting people to go without a car for several months. So most of the airbags…

Thats part of the problem, the automakers expect YOU to check the computer and see if you have a recall. But even 30 years ago they were fucking recalls up.

amazon logic: get your 2-day package 30 days later, but they deny a reimbursement because “the package didnt leave our warehouse for 28 days”. F*ck jeff beezooos right in the eyesocket

But f*ck wendys right in the eye socket for getting rid of their spicy chicken my-nuggets...

Showed article headline to my wife, she immediately Kratos-voice replies “Boy! What means metaphorically?!”

The app must not have had enough malware and microtransactions incorporated. COME ON VALVE! Just program it so it automatically links your phone with a russian crypto mining botnet, and apple will approve it in 3 seconds.

i havent played it yet, been Monster Hunter World-ing my ass off.

f*ck you capcom, the only reason i (and im sure others) bought the switch is to be able to play when im not somewhere i can access the internet

You’ll have to pry my door out of my cold dead hands, you f*cking republican door control nuts!

“im a college kid who wants your advice, but im going to pre- rule out the advice i already know youre going to give me.”

yeah firefox is hit or miss for me. i stopped using it last month because i could no longer log into my account. then i lost safari (can’t login, dont even see the icon), then internet explorer (cant see posts at all, or the login icon).

wait, you wear a hat