I’m coming to your house to see what you do that’s so fucking great

Why do you hate Defiance? Because they're bigger and better? You guys have some sort of complex, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

That's absurd. They did the exact same thing with Fenway and no one is calling it a garish monstrosity.

the renovations are privately funded? So now we're bitching about when owners use THEIR OWN MONEY to improve the stadium?

Actually once it is done it will be very nice. It won't be very nice this year though. And of course, you do the Deadspin thing by labeling them "douche-bros" and acting all SHOCKED that owners are trying to increase revenue. Believe me, most Cub fans I know are absolutely fine with this project - that it is time…

Cried like a baby. Here's a clue, play the game the right way.

No horse in this race and I gotta disagree. Some of the other angles made it look like he stopped it before it hit the rim. Can't do that.

You know what? Don't swat the ball away and take any chances and it wouldn't matter.

Seriously though, some things should not be made a Gizmodo story. If you are on this site and do not know how basic tech works; how about you go ask your science teacher!

What the fuck is a jamoke? I'm not even going to look it up because I'm tired of Gawker sites trying to make ridiculous words happen and act like they were in the know way before everyone else. Jesus Christ.

Most posts by Burke these days are complete garbage.

"Sports news and commentary with a fraudulent slant" Seriously, go fuck yourself Deadspin. That's the kind of shit Fox would do.

That picture is misleading to the point of being dishonest. Security guard wasn't putting his hand behind his back, she was leading him away. Watch the video.

Sigh. You can do anything with Legos.

I'm pretty sure you have to be entertaining to be considered an entertainer.

Went to PSU for undergrad, got my first masters there. Got my professional degree elsewhere. There are some incredibly brilliant people at PSU at the leading edge of the intellect distribution, but the overwhelming majority are a bit, erm, lacking.

Penn State fans got all self-righteous and overreacted to something? NO WAY!

The original tagging of him was "pitiful." Olbermann has attacked PSU, alums, and students for supporting and celebrating a man who de facto condoned child rape.

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…