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There are things about filmmaking that are objective. And both this review and the one on i09 make the point about the objective problems with it: It fails to present a coherent plot and seems to randomly skip plot points. Everything about this other than the visuals sounds horrific.

Yes, that's why I said they should try doing something else than that.

You'll be one of the few. The tomatometer currently sits at 22%.

The best review I've read about this so far was probably this one:

Nope. It's garbage. Hot, hot garbage.

The Matrix worked because at its heart it's a kung fu movie with really excellent costume design and groundbreaking special effects. The story itself follows a very basic "chosen one" arc (that's not a bad thing!) and relies on a lot of tropes already well-established and explored by previous sci-fi, particularly…

I don't want to cause any trouble, but that ball featured in the first half dunk fest looked a little flat to me.

Right, I just made up the concept of "physical attraction". Its not been a driving force in human nature for thousands of years or anything.

Oprah-ism #5,287: "ALL bodies are beautiful"

...now, we're a Vikings/Browns/Steelers/Eagles/Raiders/Jaguars/Yankees/Red Sox/Celtics/Lakers family!!

Jimmy's own worst enemy is Jimmy.

But what would you do if they met in the Super Bowl.

No

You've previously stated you're a lifelong Vikings fan...

It might seem countertintuitive, but I've actually seen smaller, front-wheel drive handle snow and ice better than monster all-wheel drive behemoths. Since the weight of the engine is over the wheels that are actually propelling your car , you get better traction. There's been a number of times I've laughed while…

Anyone who finds the play call bizarre, or needs a conspiracy theory to explain it, simply does not know Pete Carroll. This is his bag, baby. This is the guy who passed for a touchdown with 6 seconds remaining in the first half, when the conventional wisdom is to kick the field goal every time. This is the guy who…

Hey, remember everyone, Pete Caroll is a 9/11 truther so force a bunch of tired jokes about it so you can get those +1s