That was HILLARIEEUS!!!!!

I think pun threds are the wurst, and this iz comeing from thee persun who rote Billee Maddisun.

A 6-foot-tall anime-inspired robot that talks like Elmo from Sesame Street and flashes gangsta signs? Millennials will eat this up. Look for four sequels and a reboot in 2030.

Liturally everee viddeeo gaem ever maed has dun thee saem thing.

Why cant peeple liek Jenni MaCarthey beleive things liek this cause autism? It wood make thee world such a better place.

"It's a ballgame," Self said. "It's not about chicken-winging somebody when the game's over. That's not what it's about."

Deer Fiftey Shads of Gray fans,

Its an irrelevent peace of trivia used in plase of sumthing witty around the commints hear. It's a commin Inturnet pracktise.

Yess, butt, his inkredibly stoopid beleif is in an area outsied of his eckspertise. You coold maek the saem observashun about literrally every single person on the faec of the Earth. Just becuz someone is a eckspert in won area does not maek them infallable in other areaz. Thats why such joeks are iddiotic. …

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! Thats liek only the 50th tiem that joeks been made on a Gawkur sight!!!! Good one!

I aggree. He shood doo moar poop joeks! Now thats funneee!

I will pay yoo 20$ millyun dollers to rite this as a screenplay for Happee Madsun Produckshuns.

some won shood put up thee 4$ millyun to air this commershul during thee Supper Bowel.

And just liek that, the plots (orr shood I say 'plops") to my neckst 18 moovees have ben chosen!

This givs mee a grate idea for a seekwel to Thee Waturboy!!! Its called The Ball Boy, and its all about how Thee Water Boy (played by mee) frum the first moovee is demotid to handling the qwarter backs (played by The Rokc) balls all day! I think I can get Rob Shnyderr and Daved Spaid to do the voyce of thee balls! …

HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Schmakity-doo!!! do you have enny moar gum?

This famlee wil have its own teevee show on TLC in 2 munths.

i immedetly thot of immagery of deeformed child left in reeusable walmart shoping bag on rite sholder of hi-way 1 just out side laguna beech after a hastee meel of in-and-owt burgers by neglecktful parents on thee run from the law on meth traffiking charjes, but, yoo know, too eech his own, dave bidni.

yoo have a very funnee comminter name!! Yoo must wach a lot of my moovees!! Shlappedy doo!

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