This holy fucking monster of a septa is more Sand Snake than three of the known Sand Snakes in the show.

WHY ISN’T THIS BUK—- CIRCLEJERKING PIXELATED?!

What is a million dollars? A miserable little pile of monies.

Mirror’s Edge

Here’s slick Jorah Mormont insulting young Daenerys Targaryen’s hair.

we'll bang, k?

I have a feeling this is the worst film I'll see in 2015 and will still watch it knowing fully well anyway.

This episode sold me. I was sceptical and dismissive in the beginning — thinking the pilot was nothing but pretentious hipster bullshit. This episode though was hilarious (dialogue/narrative) and certainly allured me with its pixie gory charm. I want more of Liv's ister though. She should be more prominent.

Is this the same Maggie from Naked? Maggie! Maggie!

Hug buddy? That's some preschool shite. I'd kill for a life-like Margaery blow up doll. Make it happen, maybe?

This gave me the WTF face.

Wait until Anita Sarkeesian gets a load of this.

Everybody Ate Chris.

I had Gone Girl vibes all over after watching this.

Eddie Izzard is certainly channeling his best Jeff Vader impression on that new show Powers.

Darth Jeff.

Joke's on them. It's actually pirate pee.

For me the worst part of the film was casting a bald Matt fucking Damon.

Charlotte Rampling, fool.

The legend of Gin Alley.