They announced it the minute he finished.

Poonghazi was posted yesterday. Such a winner! 🏆

I did the same thing once at a very fancy wedding, but instead of playing footsie I tried to pass my friend a bag of blow.

A got a snooty “um, WRONG STALL” reply and spent the rest of the night avoiding anyone with black suede wedges.

Hahaha “the only way I can finish is if I help my coworkers clean up my own secret poo.”

Had to pee as soon as I got off the train. And, this shit literally happened this week. Someone decided to dye their hair bright red using the TOILET in Penn Station NYC. Ok, fine. Except that they did a sloppy job, and it looked like a scene out of “Dexter.” “Blood” splatter on the floor, walls, toilet, etc. It…