So was Kevin. [Written in black marker on a piece of athletic tape]

lol, you literally just did the longform version of #notallwhitepeople.

The more I read your writing, the more I feel that you may be a National Treasure.

My morning routine for the last several years and the only thing that gets me through my crappy workday -

This sucks, so, so much.

This post wins all the Kinja

To become a pro-athlete at Watkins level, you’ve got to have obsessive dedication, yes. Just look at JaMarcus Russell, and others.

Good luck Coach Kill. The program is miles ahead of where it used to be and epilepsy awareness is as well.

Will climb up Mount Everest but lock their doors when they see a black person.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

I’m 33 years old and the ohio story kept me up Friday night.

nope nope nope

The reason that it is still a point of contention is that you are wrong and your friend has principles.

I’ve been waiting for this because last winter something happened to me that really freaked me out.

I don’t care how much I would lose, I would get out of that house pronto.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

No real ghost stories but this book series scared the shit out of me as kid:

Vince Wilfork for President.