Oh, a Seahawks article is on Deadspin.

Anyone else think he was in blackface in the cover photo? I normally don’t click on videos at work, but I had to see the beginning of this clip just to make sure...

This guy isn’t serious, right? This just seems like a really bad impression of Ken M.

This underscores the fact that no one wins in the the Simmons/ESPN feud. Grantland (and Simmons) wasn’t perfect, but it was pretty fucking good. Now Simmons is doing live reads for underwear for a much smaller audience and we lose a great site to read Lowe, Barnwell, Serrano (hey I’m fan), and Keri among others.

I’ve said this before, but this Dr. Carson is so appealing so closeted racists. There is nothing more appealing to them than to hear an successful black man say stuff like “I’m black and I made it! They need to quit their excuses and just work hard!” If he really wants a bump in the polls he should say he wants to…

The “Look at Me” story is clearly fiction, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t check the locks on my backdoor six muthafuckin times on Friday and Saturday night.

I found him!

At the last bar of the night on my 21st birthday my last shot was tequila, hot sauce, and beer warmed in a microwave. I took it down like a champ and the bartender handed me a much needed cup of water with a straw. I take a huge sip and realize it’s straight gin. I puked all over the bar and haven’t been able to drink…

I thought del Toro was fucking brilliant in Sicario. I’m excited check out Bridge of Spies to see that performance that beat that.