Since when was Keanu ever not hot?

Do you even get handed the credit card to swipe? Even before social distancing, every coffee place including Starbucks I’ve ever been to has a thing where you put the card in the reader yourself. I’m not sure the cashier could see the logo on your card without craning way the hell over and looking.

Also, don’t forget that the Starbucks in Targets are. . . completely open. It’s just a counter, sometimes with a seating area off to the side. You can literally stand there and watch them do every single step along the way: take your order, grab the cup, fill it syrup, pull the espresso shot (if you’re getting one, of…

Excellent work. There is no way that’s a tampon. How come no one consults tampon wearers before this shit goes viral?

Brad Pitt’s character in Thelma and Louise —- whaaat? No. Not even kinda. He was “nice and respectful” because he was a con artist.  A golden retriever ain’t stealing your getaway funds.  

“We support the rights of all of our clients to express their thoughts and beliefs, and we believe in freedom of speech. It is our duty, as an agency to support all of our clients in this fundamental freedom and we do not comment on their individual views.”

I don’t think the campaign had any effect on attendance. All it did was make the Trump campaign look like morons for claiming a million people would be in there.

K-pop stans may have been responsible for inflating the anticipated turnout and leaving Team Trump with bigly egg on their faces, but they were not responsible for the low turnout itself — that credit goes to Team Trump.

I literally have no idea how to respond to this- I mean “Trump Rally sabotaged by K-Pop fans” is something the Onion couldn’t come up with. Seriously it’s like finding out that the Federalist Society was destroyed by a years-long infiltration operation coordinated by furries and the Sailor Moon fandom.

Regardless of the long term impact; if they made Donny Dumb-ass cry they deserve a special category Nobel prize.

If The Idiot King hadn’t insisted upon a signed Covid waiver prior to the event, this would never have happened. So, I’m just fine with this message sent.

Oh, Dear Sweet Marie, thank you KPop fans! [chef kiss] I have been laughing all morning. It’s delicious!

I mean, after all of the dozens of countries the U.S. has interfered with over the past 100 years, I can’t say we don’t deserve it.

Yeah...let’s not make Elijah Daniel a thing. He’s not the leader of anything and the Times showed themselves to be a bunch of chumps, again.

“...Mein Kampf is a favored literary work. His OWN wife said so.”

There’s no way he read it though.  Hitler didn’t mention him enough.

Yes, he would. Hitler is one of Trump’s idols, and Mein Kampf is a favored literary work. His OWN wife said so. He would know EXACTLY what the symbol means. It’s far more likely he thinks a) the average American is too stupid to realize it (and he’s right) or b) it would attract exactly the kind of ‘quality people’ he…

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard one of his songs, because just hearing his milquetoast name is enough to put me to sleep. Blake Shelton. 🥱 Here we go. Nap time.

She was one of my absolute favorites for very, very many years — I agree Return of Saturn might be better than Tragic Kingdom, though they’re both on my top 10 favorite albums. But honestly, I resent her so fucking much these days. Between my slow realization of her long-running cultural appropriation bullshit, and…