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Gen. Hammond's Red Phone
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She chose to run errands in her uniform because she thought it would get her special treatment (Free Meals/First Responders Discount/Move to the front of a line) and her immediate response not getting any of those perks triggers a PTSD type of meltdown? GOOD.

I know a lot of places that do that. It is good business practice, kind of like comping the local mob boss’s meal. 

Let’s check on her police department for recent brutality complaints, because it looks like the threshold for “I fear for my life” seems to be a lukewarm hash brown.

Lady, I have had to endure a lifetime of McDonald’s employees psychologically torturing me by forgetting straws, napkins, condiments... even whole-ass breakfast burritos. Sometimes, they purposely scheme with seniors to hold up the drive-thru line and because someone decided to order a filet-o-fish.

Waiting an extra couple minutes for an Egg McMuffin causes a woman to spiral into teary freakout ending with her fearing for her life.
What police force thought handing a gun and a badge to Cop Karen was a great idea? WTF!? The local public pool has more stringent screening for their teenage lifeguards.

Does she think that every time McDonald’s makes you wait for your food that the employees are messing with it? Because the McDonald’s near me makes people wait all the time. I always assumed it was just. because they were busy

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

I think it was never intended to apply to black people. The “well regulated milita” of the 2nd Amendment was a slave patrol.

Yeah I’m sure conservatives and the NRA who would normally be going ape-shit over a Christian man protecting his property with his legally owned gun getting arrested decided to stay quiet on this one for some reason...

A white guy with body armor and an assault rifle in public is exercising his 2nd amendment rights. A black guy with a handgun on his property is brandishing a weapon.

Thankfully I just got a contact high.  And a 20 point drop in IQ.

Also, Virginia. Legal for white people, doesn’t apply for others. Second amendment has an asterisk in this country. 

You got off lightly. I’m not only now hopelessly addicted to meth, but I also have an uncontrollable urge to fuck my sister.

So the NRA is all over this supporting the pastor, offering legal help, and getting all over this to support his second amendm . . . . uh, right, he’s black. Nevermind.

I was just about to post the same thing. I was beginning to wonder if brandishing was even a law any more with all the times I’ve seen Nazis not be charged with it.

I was gonna make a joke about that, but then I checked the names.  Some of those 5 HAVE to be either cousin-lovers or the children of cousin-lovers.  The one on the bottom left looks like someone just blended the other two bottom photos together.  It usually takes some double-dipping in the gene pool to get people

Great, we got the first 5 criminals, but what about the ones with badges? 

Who the fuck shows up on the scene, jumps out the car and is all, “Alright, you meth’d up yokels, I’m here on the behalf of JUSTICE. Now tell me what this man of God did to you and I’ll put him UNDER the jail, forthwith.”

Normally when I hear people talk about carrying guns to protect themselves I just roll my eyes. Here’s a situation where it’s actually necessary and the dude gets arrested for it.

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.